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[When you're as powerful as Zetta, your magic power is pretty easy to feel even before you fully appear. If there was one thing she was dreading, it was seeing him take a look at her like this. She'd never hear the end of it. However, when he DOES appear, she's quite noticably taken aback.]

...Zetta?

[There was no mistaking it. That mana power, that voice, his stupid flaming bat hair. It all pointed to one simple conclusion. Yep, that was definitely Zetta. Upon this complete realization, Pram did the obvious.]

Pfft... Looking good there, Zetta! Very intimidating!

[She burst out into a fit of giggles.]

Edited 2014-07-02 17:00 (UTC)

[Naturally, despite the fact that Pram herself is just as bad off as he is appearance-wise, Zetta is immediately annoyed.]

Shut up! I'm a fearsome specimen of ponykind! Especially compared to the rest of them!

[He doesn't mind that he's a pony, but he sure minds being told he's not an impressive one!]

[True, but Pram is also much younger than he is an much cuter. So the change is annoying, but not nearly as hilarious.]

"Fearsome specimen of ponykind"...?! Oh god, my sides!

[Another round of laughing. Thankfully she does seem to calm down...somewhat quickly.]

Hee...heehee... Whoo. I needed that.

In case you haven't noticed, everyone ends up a pony here! [He waves a hoof angrily at their Equestrian surroundings.] And on that note, how did you end up a freaking bat pony?! You should be a unicorn with all that magic!

[...just like Zetta should probably have been an earth pony, but nope, there's a horn right there on his forehead.]

I figured that out once I took a look at you. Glad it isn't just me who's stuck looking cute and cuddly.

[Not that she looked all that intimidating before, unlike most of the other Overlords.

...wait a second. What did he just say?]

...hold on. You mean that stupid horn on your head is a symbol of power? What the hell? Why didn't I get one?! I tore open the gates of the freakin' Underworld to save your little girlfriend!

[Zetta ellipses so hard it ought to be visible.]

I'm not sure what you're trying to pull, Pram, but making up crazy stories isn't going to accomplish it. Especially ones that require me to believe you did something for me, for some imaginary girlfriend!

[For Zetta, it seems, is distinctly pre-game!]

[If you could measure the amount of shock on her face in gallons you'd have enough to quench Babylon's thirst for about a thousand years.]

Oh no. Nonono, you did NOT just call me a liar. I risk my ass to help you out and you don't even wanna acknowledge it? Are you seriously doing this right now?

[You can practically hear the Z-snap in her voice.]

How stupid would I have to be to believe you would risk your ass for anyone?

[He raises a good point, doesn't he? The Overlord stomps a hoof angrily, probably betraying that he's been equine for much too long.]

Next you're going to tell me I was a book at the time, like that other guy here keeps trying to claim.

[...how does she even answer that question. Zetta's a freaking moron and yet he STILL doesn't believe her.]

Uh...but you were a book. Your Netherworld got destroyed on account of you being an idiot and you bond your soul to the Sacred Tome to save yourself. All the other Overlords showed up to laugh at you while helping you rebuild.

[Pram pauses for a minute once she finishes speaking. There's something's fishy here. There's just no way Zetta could lie to her about something like this. But that would mean...]

You...you really don't remember any of this?

...What the hell are you talking about? Sure, I tried to bind my soul to the Sacred Tome to save myself, but it didn't turn me into a BOOK!

It turned me into a FREAKING PONY! [He points a hoof furiously at himself to demonstrate.] It was all an evil plan by the Pale Pony to sabotage me and make me weaker, since she couldn't take me on at my full strength. That's why she sabotaged the Sacred Tome in the first place!

[Behold the conclusions Zetta had drawn, in the absence of Pram and the other Overlords and in conjunction with the ongoing travails he'd experienced here.]

I'm starting to wonder if she got to you, too... Whatever the case, I've been stuck here waiting for my chance to conquer this world and turn it into a Netherworld to regain my strength. Completely without any help from anyone, I might add, especially other Overlords!

[...

...

. . .

Yeah, you can actually see the little cloud above her head ellisping. That's how hard she's judging Zetta right now.]

...did you hit your head on something? That is literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard, and I've spoken to King Drake the Third. The Sacred Tome turning you into a pony? On what Netherworld does that even begin make sense? If the game had been about that, we'd all be bankrupt!

No one said it made any freaking sense! But let's spell it out simply! Step one -- [He lifts one hoof.] I bind my soul to the damn Tome. Step two... [He drops that hoof, then lifts the other one.]

...I wake up a freaking pony! It doesn't take a 1.6 million EQ to put two and two together, Pram!

[Blink. Blink. You know, he had a good point there. Except...]

Zetta. You're forgetting one thing. I'm a pony too! And I didn't bind my soul to the Tome! And if there are others here too that are in the same situation, I highly doubt they all did!

...which probably just means you got sent here before you became a bit...wordier. Heh.

It's easier than it seems; you just can't overthink it.

(So says a purple unicorn sitting by a table next to Pram's.)

I take it you just came in.

Hyaaa ha ha ha ha! The answer's obvious, Pram -- I'm the only Overlord so powerful that the Pale Pony had to rely on such a cheap trick to affect! Everyone else she could handle without that kind of stunt!

[Zetta has yet to even SUSPECT the true identity of the person who meddled with the Sacred Tome.]

[...well that's good. Let's hope he never figures it out.]

...sometimes I wonder how you became the main character. Last I checked there was a requirement that included a thing called a "brain".

Edited 2014-07-02 18:38 (UTC)

[Pram turns her head to the direction of the other pony. A native?]

Yeah, I'm new here, wherever here is. I take it you're used to all this?

I have some experience. It's more common than I thought it'd be.

(Jamjars are like that, Twilight.)

This is Equestria, home to colorful sentient ponies absent from most other worlds. I'm Twilight Sparkle.

The martial arts guy.

[Adell IS a pretty good counterpoint.]

Argue all you like, but you know I'm the most badass freaking Overlord in the cosmos. Even a villain like the Pale Pony ought to fear me!

I like how you don't even remember his name. Shows you how memorable he was.

[But sadly, he still isn't wrong. Thanks NIS.]

Yeah, yeah. No ones saying you aren't the biggest badass around, Zetta, least of all me. I'm just trying to get it through that thick skull of yours that I'm telling the truth. Seriously, what do I have to do to get you to believe me?

Twilight...Sparkle?

[It seems like she's trying to hold back a laugh. Give her a second.]

That's an...um...interesting name, Twilight Sparkle. [Come on Pram, be mature.] I'm Pram the Oracle, an Overlord from another netherworld, but you can just call me Pram.

Edited (I like how I forget to finish words...) 2014-07-02 20:10 (UTC)

Hmm.

You're an Oracle, but the Sacred Tome contains the future of my Netherworld too, doesn't it? Maybe what you think happened was an oracular vision that didn't come true because of Pale Pony's interference.

[Alright, being from school for mutants had her expecting strange things but...Being a pony? Not so much. This was a level of weird Alice did not know of. The last thing she remembered was being on a plane bound for England.

But either way, have a pale peach colored unicorn wandering about, a doll on her back who is patting her neck, trying to reassure her. Obviously she was under someone's psychic illusion and it would end when they had their fun. She could deal with that and could keep calm. Besides..there wasn't anything that would come after mutants here...Right?]

[COMPLETELY BAFFLED???!!?! WHAT IS

THIS. WHAT.]

That...that actually makes sense. If you were sent here instead of the Cosmic Void...then...the future that was supposed to happen wouldn't have happened. Which would mean to you, I'm not from the future but an alternate timeline.

[...her mind is blown.]

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2/2 I love how he seems so disappointed

What should he do, cheer? ;)

No one should cheer for Pram. Except when she's announced for DLC.

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I'm dying over here; 10/10

/CPR!

Okay...okay...I'm good. Probably.

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/maintains EKG

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Alice Margatroid (Institute AU) |Touhou Project. -Isn't happening BUT STILL-

...Zetta just...said something...really smart. I'm scared.