[DUCK AND COVER! Crazy red-and-black-garbed Earth pony on the scrolls]
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, EVERYPONY! Wow, everyPONY. Y'know, in some strange and twisted way, it almost sounds natural, but who am I kiddling? What's natural in this world?! Buuuuuuuuuuut, anyway, it's your old pal! Me! Deadpool! The one and only!
Look, I have a little problem. Y'see... I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS! I'm supposed to be on two legs and ten fingers and and be able to enjoy the wonderful smell of chimichangas. And yet, I can't do it here! Where's the chimichangas, huh?
...oh, right, I'm getting ahead of myself - two legs, ten fingers and being able to stab people! I can't grab my trusty stabbing tools without fingers! See!
[And he pulls out a sword... without much effort.]
Oh, ha! Well, what do ya know! IT'S A MIRACLE![Cue heavenly lights from above... where'd they come from?!]
Deadpool | Ultimate Spider-Man | Don't mind the icons from the wrong series
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, EVERYPONY! Wow, everyPONY. Y'know, in some strange and twisted way, it almost sounds natural, but who am I kiddling? What's natural in this world?! Buuuuuuuuuuut, anyway, it's your old pal! Me! Deadpool! The one and only!
Look, I have a little problem. Y'see... I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS! I'm supposed to be on two legs and ten fingers and and be able to enjoy the wonderful smell of chimichangas. And yet, I can't do it here! Where's the chimichangas, huh?
...oh, right, I'm getting ahead of myself - two legs, ten fingers and being able to stab people! I can't grab my trusty stabbing tools without fingers! See!
[And he pulls out a sword... without much effort.]
Oh, ha! Well, what do ya know! IT'S A MIRACLE! [Cue heavenly lights from above... where'd they come from?!]