"Somepony has to! I would believe none of them even knew what a bath was like before getting struck down by all the newponies in town."

Habits die hard.

"I would hope so, it would have been the media if something dreadful happened. I just know Hoovesweek would be all over it and more than likely twisting the words of innocent ponies around."

...her reading material in the hospital kinda stunk.