Nope, ain't got none of those, I reckon. An' if yer thinkin' of tryin' t'become human, fergitaboutit. Ah used to be a teenage girl too before ah became a filly. It really ain't so bad once y'get used to it.

An' currency ain't no big of a deal. Here, have one on the family. Best apples ever.

[ And she held out a delicious looking Red Delicious. ]