badassfreakingoverlord: (thoughtful frown)
Badass Freaking Overlord Zetta ([personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord) wrote in [community profile] alicornparty 2014-07-02 05:47 pm (UTC)

...What the hell are you talking about? Sure, I tried to bind my soul to the Sacred Tome to save myself, but it didn't turn me into a BOOK!

It turned me into a FREAKING PONY! [He points a hoof furiously at himself to demonstrate.] It was all an evil plan by the Pale Pony to sabotage me and make me weaker, since she couldn't take me on at my full strength. That's why she sabotaged the Sacred Tome in the first place!

[Behold the conclusions Zetta had drawn, in the absence of Pram and the other Overlords and in conjunction with the ongoing travails he'd experienced here.]

I'm starting to wonder if she got to you, too... Whatever the case, I've been stuck here waiting for my chance to conquer this world and turn it into a Netherworld to regain my strength. Completely without any help from anyone, I might add, especially other Overlords!

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