"...What, to wake you up? I asked for one too, from Chie-senpai. She kicked me. My ribs still hurt and I've been here for months."

But he didn't see a reason to deny the guy's attempts to disprove a few things. Might as well show he's as awake as he was gonna be. Without warning, Kanji reared on his back legs and balanced - he'd been practicing - before he shot a right hook into the jaw of this poor unicorn.

Kanji Tatsumi never pulled his punches.