THE NEVER HAVE I EVER MEME!

[firstofthefallen]

You probably know how this goes

Everyone's at a table that somehow can fit everyone in the game with (non-alcoholic for the kiddies) drinks

BUT

this time, there's a bit of a twist!

Never have I ever...

The classic- your character admits to something they haven't done, and other characters drink/put down a finger/high five them if they have done the thing your character hasn't. See how awful your friends truly are or realize you both haven't done anything fun NERDS

Don't judge me, but I've...

Instead of saying what they haven't done, your character blurts out a confession of something they have done. Other characters drink if they have done said thing and can too share in the shame. Commiserate together by seeing what awful people you are/see how awful you are in comparison to your friends!

Ask me anything!

FOR... however long your thread goes, your character is now compelled to tell the truth when asked a question, no exceptions. Whether or not this compulsive truth telling applies to the asker is up to you!


There's no drinking rule on this one because they'll probably be trying to drink the pain away anyway.

Pick whichever ones you like!

Comments

Never have I ever gotten drunk

[caneattheseapples]

Not gonna lie...pretty sure getting out and out drunk is for jackasses with weak constitutions. Little bit of liquid ain't never gonna take me down.

[ponymechanic]

Does it count if you were lead to believe you were drinking booze and acted drunk when it wasn't actually the case?

['Cause if so, he'll need to take a sip. Darn Minato and his tricks.]

[caneattheseapples]

Getting drunk is getting drunk dude, sorry. Even if you got it on air you still got sloshed.

[adandyinspace]

There is no way in hell- You are so lying!

[Yeah, honesty horse. Stop lying.]

[caneattheseapples]

I tell no lie G.I. Haven't lied before, not starting now. Ain't shit can get me drunk.

[adandyinspace]

Okay, I may not be the science side of anything, but that doesn't make any sense. So, what? You can just down a whole bottle of vodka and not feel anything?

...Because that would be amazing, baby.

[caneattheseapples]

Never tried that shit but you know what? I bet you I can.

[adandyinspace]

Do it. There's no way you can't after saying shit like that.

[caneattheseapples]

What, you got a bottle of vodka just lying around Space Man? Cause I sure don't.

[adandyinspace]

[He does. ...Somehow. Pulling it from behind his back out of thin air. Let's be fair, at least this time it's not a bazooka.]

Time to put your money where your mouth is, baby.

[caneattheseapples]

[Perhaps surprisingly, Japple takes the bottle, shrugs, and tries to down as much as possible in one go. Which sends her up sputtering, coughing.]

Holy hell that's what vodka tastes like? How the shit does Pinkie do this?!?

[She takes a few deep breathes, and then?

Back to drinking t. Because give up when someone has thrown down a challenge? Hell no.]

[punchingbagman]

Well...better get started.

*And the teenage stallion just starts chugging.*

[caneattheseapples]

Damn son. Don't kill yourself or anything over this.

[punchingbagman]

What, this? Ah ain't no lightweight or nothin'.

[gigglesnortpriestess]

Can I not drink? Last time I was at Captain Celestia's and somehow my persona and I decided to make a box race.

[caneattheseapples]

Okay. Gotta know.

What in the hell is a box race?

[gigglesnortpriestess]

We basically tried to crawl from one end of the living room to the other while staying in boxes.

Amaterasu kept breaking hers.

[caneattheseapples]

....That is both some silly shit and rules! We should add some hardcore elements to this bitch, make it a sport.

[gigglesnortpriestess]

You think so?

[kuukai]

Flare won' serve me beer.

[caneattheseapples]

No offense, but I don't blame her. You don't need it. It's some nasty ass shit anyway.

[kuukai]

Not sure if I can get drunk, anyway, with my metabolism bein' wha' it is.

[caneattheseapples]

Not gonna lie. Never been drunk myself but I've seen it. Doesn't seem like it'd be great to be drunk but I know this.

Messing with drunks is fun as hell.

[kuukai]

Ha! Yeah.

I mean, unless they're drunk from grief or whatever.

[neighfeni]

Does it..count if ya only got a little fuzzyheaded?