pirateponyprincess: (A Pirate's Life for Me)
Captain Celestia, Former Princess of Equestria ([personal profile] pirateponyprincess) wrote in [community profile] alicornparty 2015-05-16 06:54 am (UTC)

1. I've been a pirate for three hundred years, and I have never murdered anyone or anypony directly.
2. Back in the early days of my reign as Princess, I passed a misworded law that is still technically in effect today. According to that law, cutie marks are illegal.
3. The bounty on my head is many times larger than Equestria's annual GDP.

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