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Comments

[angry_jerk]

WHOA WHOA WHOA.

Back the buck up here.

Cats are majestic creatures of endless adorableness.

Mr. Mumbles is the queen of all awesome, adorable, greatness that inhabits each and every cat.

SHE'S THE BEST CAT IN THE UNIVERSE- NAY! THE MULTIVERSE! SHE IS THE GREATEST KITTEN A GUY LIKE ME COULD HAVE!

Your science was obviously biased.

NOW YOU TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE I SMASH YOUR GULLET WITH A HAMMER.

[stormbroken]

...You do know I wasn't the one who called him out on this, right, Wooster?

That means it's obvious to multiple ponies.

[(Anonymous)]

Really? Huh. Weird. Shame I'm not a science-y type or I'd want to see what sort of things two ponies in one body can actually do and not do.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, Dad's missing, Mom's is either in jail, prison, or Idaho, Grandma's dead (probably), and old Uncle Kyle is probably being held prisoner by the Vegas mafia.

But I have Chris!

[(Anonymous)]

Being a double doesn't mean you ARE the same person. It's more like twins.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretty sure scientists never actually said such lies and slander about cats. I should know. I was dating one.

Besides, it's only the Siamese and certain tortoise-shells that require regular blood sacrifice. You might have to do some light ritual chanting for a Maine Coon, though.

[(Anonymous)]

Mmmm-hmmm. You know, I'm curious as to just how full your view of him is.

OH MY GOD

[nvcr]

Oh, really? Because he came bursting through the doors to my room, literally, and tearing me a new behind complete with a swirling void, metaphorically, when I told everyone how much I missed my boyfriend.

I told him I was perfectly fine with everyone knowing I was gay. It's one of the few things about myself I can say with any degree of certainty. But he insisted I was crazy.

[(Anonymous)]

See! This guy gets it!

The problem with Romeo and Juliet is that they were forced into an environment where there was no chance of a real relationship! They never had the chance to learn about each other, to see if they were really a good couple. With so many forces preventing them from enjoying their attraction to each other, they overly romanticized everything! The tragedy is that, if they had the opportunity to deal with the mutual attraction in a healthy way, no one would have died!

The Bard knew what he was doing.

[cruel_kindness]

...Yeah, I guess it kind of is weird. I can handle spicy foods and all but still be sweating buckets. 'Shy can't handle spicy food at all.

[soulofblue]

Was it terrible? I don't really think so. But I suppose I am biased...

Re: THE WORST

[(Anonymous)]

UGH THAT'S JUST THE KINDA PERSON YOU ARE: INCONSIDERATE!

DID YOU EVER CONSIDER THAT WE ARE IN A WATER CRISIS?! IF I WASTED MY TIME BATHING, WE'D LOSE GALLONS OF PRECIOUS H2O! CHILDREN CRYING ON THE STREET BECAUSE THEY NEES THEIR OWN TEARS TO LIVE!

YEAH! THINK ABOUT YOUR CHOICES NOW!

[caneattheseapples]

Learn to not be a shit head, even though it's way beyond you.

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, look. I lived in the desert all my life. We had water restrictions all the time! And I could still get myself clean in under five minutes.

Like, five minutes of your time a day. That's hardly wasteful.

[caneattheseapples]

Yeah I have and over all? Good choices I'd say.

Do you ever try to not divert a conversation? Do you know how pathetic you look right now? You're like a five year old or some crap.

[(Anonymous)]

I have been mistaken for a human before, but I am not. Or was not, as it were.

Regardless, eating humans was not always a taboo where I am from. Yes, it has for the most part disappeared since they were placed under protection, but certain feral sorts might not care about such things as cultural norms if the opportunity of food presents itself.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Why shouldn't Trixie act accordingly off-stage? 'Tis what other ponies enjoy most about her performances!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Was there ever any doubt?

[(Anonymous)]

It's okay Pinkie, I know you're just trying to protect him. I'm keeping my lips shut about it.

Threadjack~!

[ponymechanic]

Can't be that good since I kicked your butt afterwords.

[(Anonymous)]

I need some advice.

Let's say you accidentally found out a big secret that your friend is keeping, but they don't know that you know. How do you talk to them about it without losing their friendship? Especially if it's a secret that if known, could get them and/or others hurt?

[(Anonymous)]

Uh... well that's pretty tricky. Guess you've gotta weigh the pros and cons of what would happen if you talked to them versus what would happen if you didn't, and the best and worst case scenarios for each.

Or maybe there's a third option for the more creative.

Re: OH MY GOD

[(Anonymous)]

Well, Mr Palmer, it is a mortal sin and quite illegal in most places, not to mention a mental illness. I was quite surprised to find that here it is seen as something normal, legal, and non-threatening.

I am sure that Mr Wooster had your best interests at heart.

Re: THE WORST

[(Anonymous)]

Ms Star is a completely insufferable individual.

[(Anonymous)]

I believe he attempted to fall in love with her by "faking it until you make it" as they say.