[Okay, that's a start. It's not getting him any further, but it's a start.]

Okay. I think you're underestimating just how much of an asshole the air is, and how much it deserves this. It-

Wait, what's that air?

You think Dan's a weasely little bitch and he'll never be able to fly? That's not fair air! He-

Damn. Dude, do you know what the air just said about your cat? It was vile.