[Jappleack leans next to Dan, putting hoof over his shoulder as he starts hopping about. At first she was doing this because it'd be a good way to get this over with and because it was funny and partially because it was the only way she could think to inspire Dan but you know what?
Now that they've gotten here, she's genuinely angry too. Man. Fuck air.]
It's air that's been messing with you all along! You'd think it'd be gravity but who gives a shit about gravity when you could fly! It's just the air, hiding behind gravity and being a dick because it's a huge shithead! And you're letting him be a shithead by dissing your cat and your hygiene and your lack of life goals or profession!
Get up there! Get up there dammit and rip it's face off!
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[Jappleack leans next to Dan, putting hoof over his shoulder as he starts hopping about. At first she was doing this because it'd be a good way to get this over with and because it was funny
and partially because it was the only way she could think to inspire Danbut you know what?Now that they've gotten here, she's genuinely angry too. Man. Fuck air.]
It's air that's been messing with you all along! You'd think it'd be gravity but who gives a shit about gravity when you could fly! It's just the air, hiding behind gravity and being a dick because it's a huge shithead! And you're letting him be a shithead by dissing your cat and your hygiene and your lack of life goals or profession!
Get up there! Get up there dammit and rip it's face off!
Kill him! KILL HIM!