mistletoe meme

[alephbet]

 Oh no, mistletoe!

 

SHOOT. Who put that there?! Well, you’re caught - pucker up!

How to Play

1. Post your character and canon in the subject line
2. Next person who responds is the one you’re caught under the mistletoe with!
3. Go as awkward, sweet, or embarrassing as you like! (Quick cheek peck? Full French? Sure! But you have to kiss or the Nargles will get you!)
4. Comment, Tag, and catch others under the mistletoe. Have fun

Stolen from Animus who stole from Ruby City. 

Comments

Dan | Dan Vs

[angry_jerk]

[FUCK.]

[gigglesnortpriestess]

[Hi. She looks so unsure.]

[angry_jerk]

[Dan stares at her for a long minute, glancing from the plant to the girl.

Then he turns around and walks away.]

[gigglesnortpriestess]

[...

Meh.

Don't mind her burning the plant then. One less bugger to deal with.]

[hangthedj]

So.

[She glances from Dan, to that irritating little weed dangling above them, then back to Dan again.]

It's come to this.

[angry_jerk]

Touch me and you die.

[hangthedj]

See, that's exactly what I expected, goin' into this.

Are you afraid, Dan? 'Cause it's totally okay if you are.

[angry_jerk]

I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING, YOU LOWLIFE!

But I know I can do better, so there.

[hangthedj]

Your unwillingness to make with the smooches says otherwise.

[angry_jerk]

SLANDER!

[hangthedj]

S'not slander if it's true.

It'll be over in a flash, I promise. Like tearin' off a bandaid. Or a scab.

[angry_jerk]

Those sound like things a doctor would say. A STUPID, UNTRUSTWORTHY, LYING DOCTOR.

[cruel_kindness]

Don't worry. I won't bite. Much.

[angry_jerk]

I'm not doing this. It's gross and weird.

And you probably have cooties.

[cruel_kindness]

Good. They'll toughen you up.

[Fluttercruel gets ready to pounce, wings flared and ready for flight.]

[angry_jerk]

[DAMN IT HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FLY THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.

Gulps a bit.]

My immune system is exceptional, I'll have you know!

[cruel_kindness]

...Let's prove you right!

[With that, she pounces on Dan and gets really into it.]

[angry_jerk]

[OH GOD MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP IT'S GROSS MAKE IT ST well that's actually not that ba- MAKE IT STOP

He tries to push her off, but his hooves are too busy flailing to do anything of use.

So his brain continues to scream CEASE DESIST STOP YOUR INFERNAL it had been quite some time and it was nice maybe get into for just a sec STOPSTOPSTOPSTOP HIS SUFFERING MUST COME TO AN END AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]