stormbroken: (sheesh)
Flare Star ([personal profile] stormbroken) wrote in [community profile] alicornparty 2014-01-06 04:32 pm (UTC)

Duh. Of course it is, it's magic coffee.

[It's like, sheesh, Cruel. Use some logic.]

But if you scare him too much you aren't gonna get that coffee again. And if you're in a relationship, then th'quality of the coffee is based on how happy he is, and he'll have you by a leash made of java.

Look, all I'm sayin' is that you can't base a date on the coffee. Coffee's good for friends and business, but if you want a special somepony, ya gotta look at the cup. Good coffee's even better when you're drinkin' it out of your favorite cup, yeah?

[...This is a really, really convoluted way of saying that she thinks York is better for you than this newpony, magic coffee or no.]

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