[Dandy's face slowly begins to drop and contort into the most horrific expression he can muster. It's really quite the feat with that beak of his, those things aren't normally so expressive.
But right, back to the horror. Not only is there no way off this planet, but the locals don't seem to know what breasts are.
This is it. This is hell.
It's only after this realization do the man tears begin.]
Nope, not standing for it! We'll just have to build our own damn rocket.
[He places his talons on Neph's shoulders. Don't worry, he's sure she doesn't mind. Last he checked, no one really cared about personal space.]
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But right, back to the horror. Not only is there no way off this planet, but the locals don't seem to know what breasts are.
This is it. This is hell.
It's only after this realization do the man tears begin.]
Nope, not standing for it! We'll just have to build our own damn rocket.
[He places his talons on Neph's shoulders. Don't worry, he's sure she doesn't mind. Last he checked, no one really cared about personal space.]
Thanks for volunteering, baby.