(OOC Note: The alternate colors here are thought balloons. No one can hear them but him. So...for all accounts...he's talking to himself.)
Ok ok. It's gonna be fine! Tooootally fine.
Totally fine? You mean the part where you're a walking glue factory, or the part where we're stuck in a cotton candy nightmare?
Both! Come on...you gotta look on the bright side!
Well there's certainly enough of that here! It's like JJ Abrahms had a lensflare joygasm!
See? That guy thinks it's good!
He also thinks that keys being dangled in front of him is just as amusing now as when we were 1.
Especially when they're hanging from boobies!
Relax! We may be stuck in a body-type where we're walking in a way that we have to pay a woman in Tijuana to do to us, but it's fine! We may even find a good way to make a quick buck! Heheheheh...get it?
I AM HORRIBLE
Ok ok. It's gonna be fine! Tooootally fine.
Totally fine? You mean the part where you're a walking glue factory, or the part where we're stuck in a cotton candy nightmare?
Both! Come on...you gotta look on the bright side!
Well there's certainly enough of that here! It's like JJ Abrahms had a lensflare joygasm!
See? That guy thinks it's good!
He also thinks that keys being dangled in front of him is just as amusing now as when we were 1.
Especially when they're hanging from boobies!
Relax! We may be stuck in a body-type where we're walking in a way that we have to pay a woman in Tijuana to do to us, but it's fine! We may even find a good way to make a quick buck! Heheheheh...get it?