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Deadpool | Ultimate Spider-Man | Don't mind the icons from the wrong series

[unalive_them]

[DUCK AND COVER! Crazy red-and-black-garbed Earth pony on the scrolls]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, EVERYPONY! Wow, everyPONY. Y'know, in some strange and twisted way, it almost sounds natural, but who am I kiddling? What's natural in this world?! Buuuuuuuuuuut, anyway, it's your old pal! Me! Deadpool! The one and only!

Look, I have a little problem. Y'see... I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS! I'm supposed to be on two legs and ten fingers and and be able to enjoy the wonderful smell of chimichangas. And yet, I can't do it here! Where's the chimichangas, huh?

...oh, right, I'm getting ahead of myself - two legs, ten fingers and being able to stab people! I can't grab my trusty stabbing tools without fingers! See!

[And he pulls out a sword... without much effort.]

Oh, ha! Well, what do ya know! IT'S A MIRACLE! [Cue heavenly lights from above... where'd they come from?!]

[superstylishsquid]

*Amused glowing eyes behind a visor on the other end of the scrolls.*

Yeah, you'll find it's strangely easy to grab things with hooves here.

Unfortunately, you'll have to settle for vegetarian chimichangas.

[unalive_them]

Vegetarian? Oh, no, no, no, my friend! Deadpool eats 100% meat-filled chimichangas!

[He leans right into the scrolls] It's in the contract.

[superstylishsquid]

You might have a problem with that with your new pony metabolism.

*He pulls a bucket of popcorn chicken in from offscreen and tosses a piece in his mouth.*

Well, unless you started out as a demon or something else that's purely carnivorous.

[unalive_them]

Ah! Oh, that's so totally unfair! Where's management around here!? I wanna go through this again!

[superstylishsquid]

You've just asked the question of the day. The answer, as far as we've been able to figure out, is the Pale Pony...but we have no idea how it's dragging people here or why or even how to contact it, so it doesn't do us much good just yet.

[unalive_them]

Oh, I'm sure there's someway to do it...

[And he turns to... the reader?!] Hey. Hey, you. Make with the switching!

[You leave me out of this...er, I mean... what is he doing?!]

[superstylishsquid]

You think if a simple scene cut would solve this, we'd still be here?

*Sorry, this one is camped firmly atop the wreckage of the fourth wall, himself.*

[unalive_them]

Eh, can't blame me for trying.

[sailorlaughter]

MIRACLE!!!!!!!

[Probably the same place the Hallelujah Chorus and the pink pony dressed as an angel, hovering from several balloons above him, came from.

She's helping! 8D]

[unalive_them]

YES! HALLELUJAH, SISTER!

[And he drops onto his rear, thrusting his forelegs into the air!]

[sailorlaughter]

You know what this calls for?

[And confetti rains down from the sky.] MIRACLE PARTYYYYYYYY!!!!

[unalive_them]

MIRACLE PARTY! WHOOOOO!

[Record scratch]

...that's a new one. Whadda we do?

[sailorlaughter]

I DON'T KNOW!

[The lights fade as she thinks, still dangling from the balloons.]

But we should get a pinata. And horns!

[unalive_them]

Oooh, I'll get the stick! [Deadpool runs off, then comes back with a big stick.]

...wait a second, this doesn't make sense - ponies beating up ponies! Shouldn't we be beating humans instead? Then again, I do that all the time! HA HA!

[sailorlaughter]

It's a pinata, it's not real. It can be whatever you want!

[Pinkie, meanwhile, is now flailing her legs in an attempt to return to the ground. Because she does have an emergency pinata stash around here somewhere!]

[unalive_them]

Don't say that! It'll give me IDEAS.

[And as Pinkie's flailing, Deadpool'll get back on his feet, up on his hindlegs and use his sword to slash at the balloon strings.]

[ballsoffire]

God you're obnoxious even as a pony, how does that even work, Wade?

[unalive_them]

And you're still our wonderful makeshift bonfire!

And it works because I got stick-em powers! It's a pony thing!

[ballsoffire]

That's fantastic. Just great. We're all ponies and you're just having the time of your life.

I wish I had fists again.

[unalive_them]

Who needs fists when ya got hooves?! See we even got our own horseshoes! Perfect for that extra kick!

[ballsoffire]

Not helping, Wade.

I'm a fucking unicorn. Something is going to be set on fire.

[unalive_them]

I hear the Commune gets set on fire a lot. They won't miss it.

Besides, you got a horn! That will really work for stabbing people.

[Helping? In this situation? You're barking up the wrong tree, Blaze!]

[ballsoffire]

Not stabbing. Don't do stabbing.

And you're honestly starting to piss me off.

[It's already hard to be around Wilson on a good day]

[guns_and_swords]

Stabbing things can be rather fun. You should have seen the pincushion that we made out of my double. Then again, we can take it.

[So says the red unicorn with the hilt of two blades sticking out beside her head.]

Shooting things can be fun too, as long as they stand still long enough.