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[ponymeisters]

TEST DRIVE MEME

♥ Comment in with your characters's name, canon, and universe. Or, comment to others who have posted. ♥ Your characters are now in Equestria. They are also ponies, or creatures of Equestria at the very least. ♥ For those who desire to design themselves a pony for reference, here is a FiM Pony Creator to help out. ♥ The scenario can be anything you want, so long as it takes place in Equestria. ♥ Come on in, characters already in the game! Let's help out potential newcomers! ♥ These test threads can be used for application samples. Commentspam or prose is fine. ♥ Quick, jump for the cake, Pinkie!!

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THIRD PERSON PROSE PLZ (FOR APP SAMPLE)

[personalgentlepony]

Jeeves was perturbed. Not only had he vanished from Mr Wooster's Brinkley Court flat in the middle of preparing his patented hangover cure, but he seemed to be stranded in an unfamiliar town of pastel colored ponies. Not only that, but it seemed he was a pony himself!

"Most peculiar," he mused under his breath.

Have an angry landlubber pirate, Jeeves

[rustea]

Gloria had not had a particularly good day. Or week. Or really month. The addition of being transported to some strange world of colorful... things when she was in the middle of trying to win a war had done little to improve her mood.

The maroon mare blinked several times at the new surroundings she'd just woken to when her eyes locked in on one of the creatures that looked officious enough. She started toward him when she realized she was on all fours and that her hook had been replaced by a pegleg and that she was no longer a stoat.

"By the Voss and all the Quorum! You!" She jabs her pegleg at the black and white creature. "Where are we? What sort of Southie trick is this?"

Jeeves wants none of your bullshit

[personalgentlepony]

Jeeves gives the peglegged mare a dismissive look. "Madame," he replies in cool, measured tones. "I'm afraid I do not have the faintest idea what you're talking about."

Re: Jeeves wants none of your bullshit

[rustea]

Gloria's incredibly tempted to whack the look right off his face. She gets enough of that sort of thing from her husband. Lashing out hasn't proven terribly effective for her in recent days, though. She tries to calm herself and measure her tone, as well.

"It's Captain Ruston of the Stoatorian Guard, if you'll be addressing by titles, laddie buck," she says, lifting her chin. "If you can't say where we are, then best tell me what you are. I've never seen a beastie of your ilk."

Re: Jeeves wants none of your bullshit

[personalgentlepony]

"Captain," Jeeves replies frostily. "I am a valet." And somehow a miniature horse--a pony perhaps?--but he certainly wasn't going to give this disagreeable female the pleasure of the answer she almost certainly wanted.

[rustea]

"Tch! Of course I get the help," Gloria sneers, rolling her eyes. It really would be just her luck. Her servants were useless lumps half the time, too. "Who's your master, then? I could do with a beastie with a touch more class and sense."

sorry, he's ragequitting

[personalgentlepony]

"My employer," Jeeves says, favoring the peglegged pony with one of his soupier expressions, "is Mr Bertram Wooster. Good day, Madame."

The very idea of Mr Wooster being more sensible than him! Jeeves made note to arrange something unfortunate to happen to the Captain.

That is a perfectly legitimate response to Gloria. She's persistent, though.

[rustea]

"I didn't say you were dismissed, laddie," Gloria growled, clomping closer to him and sticking her snout right in front of his face. She rarely brooked that kind of attitude from her peers, let alone some flea-bitten servant. "'Less you're commenting on the weather, you'll not that tone. What's you're name?"

[sailorlaughter]

A pink mare standing nearby leaned in close to him, tilting her head. "I'm not peculiar! I'm Pinkie Pie!" she chimed in, beaming in a way that made it unclear whether or not she was joking. "Hey, did you just get here? Here!"

Out of nowhere, she whipped a delightfully-covered pastry, holding it out in one hoof. "It's a Welcome To Ponyville Cupcake! I made it myself!"

[personalgentlepony]

Jeeves is momentarily confused, although he doesn't show it on his face. He'd been quite sure previously that hooves don't actually work that way. Even so, he takes the cupcake and holds it up with his own hoof, eying it thoughtfully.

"Thank you, miss."

He bites into the cupcake and is pleased to find that it has an agreeable taste.

[sailorlaughter]

"No problem!"

Pinkie watched him eat the treat with evident satisfaction. "So, what's YOUR name? Were you human before? 'Cause if you were, you got used to the whole pony thing way faster than most people!"

[personalgentlepony]

"My name," he replies, after finishing the cupcake and cleaning any confectionery debris from his mouth, "is Jeeves. And indeed, Miss Pie, I was human before materializing quiet unexpectedly in this location. As for the rest, I pride myself on my equanimity in any situation."

[sailorlaughter]

"Jeeves?" Pinkie thought for a second, then gasped loudly as her memory triggered. "HEY! Do you know Bertie?"