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Y'Shanjra Ra | FF14 A Realm Reborn OC

[kuposword]

THUMP.

THUMP.

THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP KWEH! [The ground was shaking with a loud vibration as a massively fat bird rolled into view, and the cat atop it reeled him in.] Whooooaaa! Whoa there Chocoking II, hold you horses!

[The cat was clad in armor with a curved axe on her back, shimmering a translucent silver color.] Sorry bout that, Fat here likes to stomp all over the grass.

[And she patted the flank of it as it nibbled the gyshal green.]

[iron_mare]

Alright guys, let's not make my boyfriend's head explode before he's even gotten settled.

[She throws a foreleg around him in a half hug.]

Pinkie and Minako and I knew each other when we were stuck on the Satellite of Love. [Yes. That Satellite of Love. Hope you're jealous.] You were there too, but I guess wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff happened and it was you from a different part of the timeline.

[mistweaver]

Oh dear. I hope I never encounter it. I--well, humans are all right to hang around, but I'm fairly sure I wouldn't want to be one myself.

Not that I'm sure I enjoy being a zhevra either, but to each their own, I guess.

[mistweaver]

Oh by Shaohao, that is the biggest, fattest hawkstrider I have ever seen...

[Jou, you are insulting hawkstriders, now.]

Ho, kitty, don't let him eat me! [So calls the panda-turned-zebra, who is still cowering under the front of the oblivious chocobo.]

[sailorlaughter]

I DON'T KNOW!

[The lights fade as she thinks, still dangling from the balloons.]

But we should get a pinata. And horns!

[sailorlaughter]

Or he's from a different dimension!

[Pinkie pipes up, before leaning in to squint at Linkara.] Maybe he's got three spleens or something!

[fighter_organist_pony]

*It takes him a few moments, and a few headshakes, to regain his composure and hearing after the giant chocobo's arrival. Soon, though, Yecrux smiles up at the...cat?.*

Quite an entrance! I don't think I've ever seen a mount quite like that. Or, really, a cat that needed one--no, no, no, wait, I think there was one who preferred to ride around on...well, anyway, it doesn't matter.
Hi!

[shimmer_on]

Considering most if not 90% of Equestria are vegetarian or have found a way around the protein requirements of most animal life, you'll be safe.

[kuposword]

What, Chocoking? He's just a big softie who loves his veggies. [She gave the mount an affectionate pat and the fat Chocobo pronounced,] WARK!

Back up, that's it. Good boy! You'll be a perfect combat mount soon enough!

[Leaping off, the cat smiled at the zebra.] Hail!

[kuposword]

He's a fat little thing isn't he? [Said the cat with a little affectionate rub of the Chocobo's head.] And I'm not a cat. Well, Miqo'te perhaps but cat all the same.

Well met! I'm Y'Shanjra. Which way is the boat to Eorzea?

[suiseinosenshi]

[That voice sounds familiar...unfortunately she spots the speedy ball of screaming golden hair too late.]

[WHAM!]

[Ami coughs as she gets up unsteadily, and takes in the other pony with a calculated look. Hair, bow, symbol. Hyperactivity to rival Usagi...]

...Mina?!

[She looks down at herself and then back at Mina with a troubled expresion.]

We're both horses??

[suiseinosenshi]

[Ami jumps when the pink pony talks, and takes a nervous step backwards. Is it an enemy? Another human?

[Ami desperately wants to change into her Mercury form, but if her change rod did this, it was a risky move. Not to mention there was someone watching her. Maybe finding out as much as she could first would be the best move. Like where on earth she was.]

Um...well actually...I'm a little...lost? [Ami blushes, embarrassed at her weak attempt.]

[fighter_organist_pony]

Oh, I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend or anything. You just look a lot like cats back where I come from...which I think is this place. Well, this country. Equestria. Which, as far as I know, doesn't have any boats to Eorzea. Sorry?

*He taps his chin with a hoof a few times.*

Unless its a new ferry, but I am AT LEAST pretty sure this area is inland.

I'm Yecrux, by the way.

[mistweaver]

Well met! He and I have something in common, then, I suppose. I like my veggies too! Usually in a stir-fry, though! I see he takes his straight!

[She laughed merrily at that.] Pity I have none on me, I was on my way to the market. [Especially to judge by the saddlebags.]

Though he looks like he could carry both of us!

[mistweaver]

Here is hoping I don't miss meat too much, then. Or fish. I think I was more fond of mantis shrimp than anything else, but considering they were almost as big as my fist, I do not think anyone could blame me...

Oh, but if I keep this up I will make myself hungry!

[shimmer_on]

Oh gosh, some of those sound great too. Now I'm wishing I wasn't mostly vegetarian myself. But at least I'm not vegan, or that'd be really difficult.

[kuposword]

Well right now I'm a cat, so I guess it isn't too far off the mark.

[Oh great Dimensional Shenanigans then.] Dimensional Shenanigans then? You haven't seen a woman named Lightning or a tiny lalafell who goes "DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO" everywhere did you?

[kuposword]

He certainly could. He's fat, but strong. [She patted the Chocobo on the rump as she added,] Climb aboard, I'll give you a lift.

[The Chocobo warked in protest but she shushed him with a pat of her paw.]

[fighter_organist_pony]

*Yecrux cants his head.*

Did you get hit by some sort of spell or curse or something? Maybe bit by a werecat? I hear there are places that will help you with those things.

*He thinks for a moment, then shakes his head.*

I'm afraid not...or at least I haven't heard anything like that lately. What's a lalafell? No one named Lightning, at least.

[ponycure_dream]

It's alright. We're friends here. Most of us anyway.

[Nozomi approached Ami, trying to reassure her that she was not a threat.]

My bame's Nozomi Yumehara. This is Ponyville. I'm guessing you're new here?

[mistweaver]

Consider it training! Besides, I am not the biggest Pandaren I knew--well, before I became a zhevra. You would be sad if you carried Lo-Yu the Fat, back from my village! He ate five dozen eggs for breakfast and was roughly the size of a junk!

[Clearly, she's happy to try and ride the chocobo over to the market.] It is called the Night Market and you cannot miss it, especially since there is a large cloud castle usually hovering in the vicinity.

I will open my noodle cart and make you some lunch!

[badcomicsburn]

...Satellite of love? You don't mean THAT one... do you?

[mistweaver]

Eh, there are still plenty of delicious vegetable dishes, so long as I can get the proper ingredients! Sauteed carrots are delicious, after all!

At this rate I ought to give up and just find something to make food with...

[kuposword]

Not really. Hard to explain at least.

A lalafell is a tiny person, about three or four feet tall. And Lightning's a friend of mine, but I don't think she'd remember me. Last I heard she left because her God was testing her.

[kuposword]

[The Chocobo warked indignantly. He was strong, really! Just fat.] I'm sure Chocoking II can handle it. You're a strong Chocobo aren't you? Yes you ARE!

[The Chocobo warked in reply as he knelt down for her to get on.] Okay, hold on tight! [And she held out the gyshal green and Chocoking took off trying to eat it.]