TEST DRIVE MEME!

[ponymeisters]

TEST DRIVE MEME

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Comments

[shimmer_on]

Maybe finding food to eat is a good idea. You sound like you could get some Neighponese food going too.

[fighter_organist_pony]

Hm...well, you don't seem all that upset about it. I guess I won't ask, but if you need any help I'll see what I can do.

*"Person" doesn't really narrow it down when one comes from a planet with tons of sentient species, but Yecrux doesn't push it. He probably would have noticed the laugh.*

I'm afraid I don't think I've seen either of them. But this seems like a busy place, I can help you ask around if you want.

[mistweaver]

I do not know what Neighponese food is, but I love food, so I am willing to try anything! I do not know if your folk take gold, but I am sure I have some of that left over...

[At which she looks in her saddlebags--when did her backpack get turned INTO that, anyway?--and a mixed look of annoyance and relief crosses her face.]

Well, I have some gold, but I am certain I had more. I did not think I had spent so much at the Auction House...

[mistweaver]

I will do my best, but I wish I still had hands!

[Though Jou was doing a good job at sticking, regardless. Maybe it was some ancient Pandaren technique?]

Jou Shan Aleflower, at your service! Well, I can feed you at least! Pandaren are the best cooks on Azeroth! Best brewers, too! I wonder if that apple ale I was brewing is done yet?

[shimmer_on]

There's a trust fund if you're short on money. That should be all right actually. If you ask the bank they'll just get the minor paperwork sorted out.

[kingofthetvworld]

[Well that's no reason to be rude.

Teddie has far too many questions right now. Why would he need a branch? What kind of person just talks about their butt? When did Rainbow Dash change her name to Rapid Dash? Since when did he even know who Rainbow Dash is? All of this is so very confusing and Teddie wonders if he should just walk away.

Until suddenly, he gets an idea.]

I-I know how to get you down!

[kuposword]

I have a tail and ears normally. This isn't anything normally.

And sure, that should be okay then.

[kuposword]

Y'Shanjra, Miqo'te and Adventurer. Nice to meet you.

Best cook huh? I'm pretty good at cooking too. Maybe we can trade recipes?

[fighter_organist_pony]

Well, what do you know, so do I.

*Yecrux wiggles his ears and flicks his tail.*

Sure, always happy to help...what do they look like? You didn't really give much of a description. I'd probably hear the lilyfall, though, if she's always laughing, like you said.

*Or whatever that noise was.*

[kuposword]

Well a lalafell is a small person, about yeigh tall with pointed ears and a small figure. She's got little pigtails and the lala, Shantotto I believe her name is, wears mages robes.

Lightning is a tall human with pink hair, and wears advanced garments from some other world. She has this cool weapon I got made too. [And she holds out a perfect working replica of Lightning's Gunblade.]

[fighter_organist_pony]

But what sort of person, a cat or a pony or a griffin or a human or an elf or-- *Wait, wait, he could just go on forever if he doesn't watch himself.*--or you get the idea.

*Yecrux nods a few times.*

I haven't seen any humans, they usually don't spend much time in Equestria, so I'm sure she'll stand out.

*He leans forward to peer at the blade.*

Oooh, that's a nice one. Is that some sort of fancy sword? Its got a little... *He wiggles a hoof a bit, pointing at the hilt.* ...switch thingy.

[kuposword]

Lightning usually stands out at least. And well, Lalafells are like tiny humans. Really short ones but don't call em that, they get touchy if you mistake them for human children.

[She held it up and unsheathed it, the weapon gleaming.] It's called a gunblade. The engineers reverse engineered it from Lightning's awesome weapon. Mine is kind of fake though, it's actually a Curtana Sword with a gunblade glamoured onto it.

[fighter_organist_pony]

*He nods at the explanation of Lalafells. Hasn't seen anyone like that, but he'll keep an eye out. That's not quite as interesting, however, as the big shiny sharp thing.*

Gunblade, huh? Can't say I've ever heard of something like that...looks pretty, though. Does it work as well as it looks? Weapons that don't hurt aren't really worth much.

[sailorlaughter]

Which one? The bone one with the Mads and the 'bots and Mike and all the awesome riffs we did?

'Cause it was totally that one.

[kuposword]

It has quite the kick to it. But like I said, it's actually glamoured onto a Curtana weapon. I'd remove it, but I don't have any more crystals here.

I mean, it augments my strength and speed. Though I have a lot of blades with me.

[unalive_them]

Trade secret: you're just not trying hard enough. My fantasy fu is greater than yours!

[unalive_them]

Oooh, I'll get the stick! [Deadpool runs off, then comes back with a big stick.]

...wait a second, this doesn't make sense - ponies beating up ponies! Shouldn't we be beating humans instead? Then again, I do that all the time! HA HA!

[unalive_them]

And you're still our wonderful makeshift bonfire!

And it works because I got stick-em powers! It's a pony thing!

[sailorlaughter]

It's a pinata, it's not real. It can be whatever you want!

[Pinkie, meanwhile, is now flailing her legs in an attempt to return to the ground. Because she does have an emergency pinata stash around here somewhere!]

[ballsoffire]

That's fantastic. Just great. We're all ponies and you're just having the time of your life.

I wish I had fists again.

[superstylishsquid]

*He rolls up the scroll and don't look now Wade, but there's a batpony sitting on a cloud behind you.*

No, I'm pretty sure that's just how it works. It'd be sloppy writing if you just glossed over important details, after all.

[fighter_organist_pony]

Glamour is...something faeries do?

*Hmm*

I'm afraid I'm not sure what a curtana is, though. Sorry, sorry, I thought I'd been around a lot but I seem to have totally missed wherever these things are from. Would you care to explain a bit?

[kuposword]

Glamours are reflections of items upon crystals. With the proper tools I can create the prisms needed to make them.

And a Curtana is a sword. It's a ceremonial weapon that is able to boost a Paladin's strength and speed.

[unalive_them]

Don't say that! It'll give me IDEAS.

[And as Pinkie's flailing, Deadpool'll get back on his feet, up on his hindlegs and use his sword to slash at the balloon strings.]

[unalive_them]

Who needs fists when ya got hooves?! See we even got our own horseshoes! Perfect for that extra kick!