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THE POWER PONIES MEME

THE POWER PONIES MEME!

Yes, the Power Ponies! Heroes of ponykind! Defenders of truth, justice, and the Equestrian way! They're the greatest superheroes ever - and it looks like they're about to get some new members!

1. Origin Story: Did you get bitten by something strange? Fall in a vat of toxic goo? Maybe just get sucked into a comic book? What have you become?

2. First Day on the Job: Now that you're a superhero, you'd better get a costume together and go out to fight evil! Maybe you'll even meet some other heroes along the way!

3. POW! Where there's superheroes, there's fights! Are you teaching some petty criminals a lesson? Duking it out with a supervillain? Or even having a turf war with another hero?

4. Kryptonite: All heroes have a weakness, and you've just found yours! Hopefully you're either good at improvising or have a friend handy.

5. That Mysterious Masked Mare: Many heroes often have a secret identity! And when you're a colorful pony with a unique butt tattoo, keeping secrets can be hard, and now your friends are suspicious. What to do?

6. Start of Darkness: Not everyone with powers becomes a hero. Maybe you've decided to take a more villainous route?

7. Atop the Fourth Wall: You aren't really supposed to be a hero. You were sucked into a comic book by a magic spell, and now someone's come to get you out. But are you ready to leave this much awesomeness?

8. Wildcard: Do whatever you want, guys, it's a meme

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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA~!

[Oh dear, is that a supervillain's evil laughter?

Discord is floating above town square and...well, actually, he's just turning all the clouds into cotton candy. And some toffee. Those ones are mostly just getting stuck on buildings.]

Um... Discord? Excuse me, but... what are you doing?

[ Stepping gingerly between drops of melting toffee, which are hitting the street. One hoof gets momentarily stuck, and she has to pause for a little while to pull at it. ]

I'm being a supervillain, Flut - oh, I'm sorry, Saddle Rager.

[Wink!]

Now, I haven't got a costume yet, or a tragic origin story, but I figured I'd just jump right in and make it all up as I go~

Oh... but, um, why would you want to be a supervillain? Why not be a nice superhero who helps other ponies, and maybe also rescues cute little critters?

Because that's what you're doing!

You can't have superheroes without villains, you know. They're only ever as good as their Rogues Gallery - that's why Batmare's the best. Now don't you fret, you just go on and arrest me, and then I'll break out again and be back in time for supper~!

Welcome to Wally's lifestyle everypony! He could be your mentor figure if you're new to superhero-ing.

[Tails, as Shinkenger Blue was helping Kid Flash with a robbery with hostages. It was going a bit more smoothly since Tails can actually fight this time and he can deflect any magic arrows. Last thing he needed was another months long wing injury.

During the fight, he has been using the blunt side of his sword and trying to not use his stronger attacks just yet.

However, one of the robbers uses a spell similar to the magic arrows except it creates fire arrows. He rolls out of the way to dodge the arrows, but he wasn't sure if using his stronger attacks indoors with hostages was a good idea.

He moves towards Kid Flash while dodging another fire arrow.]

Any ideas?

[It was nice to have Tails fighting with him suited up. It was almost like being at home.]

Let's try blowing 'em out!

[Where he hovered Kid Flash began to circle his arms at superspeed, creating a breeze aimed outward towards the fire arrows' creator.]

Faster than..uh, a lot of folks! Leaps onto tall buildings in a single bound! Fights with a ~~lance~~ staff and her hooves!

She's got the best superhero identity ever guys, you'll never guess it's her!

[What, was she supposed to have a secret identity? Once Pinkie got her self-multiplying powers from the Satellite back, she just sorta...went with it. And now she is literally everywhere. None of them are superpowered, but they'll probably help some people just by sheer virtue of numbers, right?]

~~Because she already became a superhero in-game~~

One very magical mare who's also the magical girl of darkness. Sure, her powers may be dark and scary, but she's a hero! Honest!

[There seems to be a pony in a shiny steel mechanical suit, floating over a hill outside Ponyville via rockets in his hooves. He looks a little wobbly on them, but he's still ascending.]

(Well that's an interesting sight to see. Twilight hasn't seen anyone in a full metal suit since Mayfield, so having one here in Ponyville? It calls to her tech loving nature.

It's not long before the Precure calls out to the suited figure from the ground.)

Need a little help there?

No, thank you. [It's mechanized, as if through a filter, but it's recognizably Pollo's voice.] I mean, I don't really know what I'm doing, but it seems to be working for the moment.

Dante doesn't need a costume to be extremely goofy, cheesy and heroic; he does that well enough on his own.

[Who's got psychic powers? York's got psychic powers.

Who's using them as mission control? York's using them as mission control. He's quietly holed up in a coffee shop, telepathically scanning everything for danger and relaying commands to the heroes he's in contact with.]

["Hey, York! I'm in the Night Market, and - "

"York! I got on this train and now I'm in Las Pegasus!"

"York! I NEED A BIRTHDAY CAKE STAT!"

"York!" "York!" "Hey, York!"

Are you really sure you want to play mission control for Pinkie Pie and every single one of her duplicates, buddy?]

[Yes. It's his job. And he's going to calmly answer every single one of the Pinkies in turn.]

Just keep watch over the Night Market. You're on guard.
Anything actually going on in LP or are you just informing me?
Cakes are your specialty, Pinkie. Don't go asking me for one.

[And so on and so forth, just letting loose a stream of instructions.]

"How do I get back?"

"But I'm in the Frozen Continent! And there's no ovens!"

"Oooooh! I'll send you one! York, can I get an airlift?"

"I'M ON A DRAGON!!!"

Wait for somebody to mention you, then pop up dramatically. The same answer I've already given you. Four times.

Are you supposed to be in the Frozen Continent? Because I can either get you out of there or send you a pyromancer.

Just give me one later, when you get the chance. It's not urgent.

Same one as last time?

[Despite the fact that he's changed into Shinkenger Blue out in the open during the fourth wall and transformed in front of others ponies plenty of times before, he's decided to go Shinkenger Blue full time (though he's working solo and not with the other Rangers unless they need his help).

He's also not bothering with keeping a secret identity either 'cause he's never needed them and he doesn't see a point of doing so ~~blame Tony Stark~~.]

[Your local Iron Mare now holds the power of dice in her hooves. No literally, her superpower comes from magical dice that she throws at her opponent and the resulting roll affects the outcome, for good OR ill. I'd love to do anything that involves a fight because I wanna actually roll for this :D]

Iron? I gotta talk to you.

[Harvey crosses the floor and glances around for a second - not like there'd be anyone else in their house - before leaning in and hissing:]

Why have you been dressin' up and goin' superheroin' at night?

Wha--

Harvey you've been spying on me?!

[Probably not the best kneejerk reaction when tryign to keep a superhero identity. But she's honestly genuinely surprised and a little hurt.]

Spying on you? Iron, I read the papers. You think I'm gonna see pictures of a mare who fights with dice and not connect some dots?

I--

[sigh]

It's not like I picked an obvious power on purpose.

How did you even get powers?

I....honestly don't even know how to explain it. I was just. Chosen for it.

Oh, so you're the Chosen One.

You could've told me, y'know. Ain't like you kids aren't halfway superheroes back home to begin with.

[Liz just makes a face closely resembling an eyeroll at the chosen one comment.]

And what if I did tell you? I could put you in even more danger.

From who? Have you got supervillains?

Well it's not like anybody's gonna be exactly thrilled with getting concussed by a d20.

[So Pollo eventually got enough of not being able to help people like he used to. You know, when he was made of steel, incredibly difficult to kill, and could shoot the occasional laser.

The obvious step was to make himself his own suit. It's blue, because he wasn't entirely trying to keep a secret identity, but the papers have labeled him Sky Blue since he's been seen flying around, and he hasn't cared enough to print corrections.

And if his suit occasionally whispers about murder? Yeah, that is totally just his imagination. Yeeeeep.]

[She was just a normal teenage girl in the city, until a freak accident at a power plant tour transformed her into the fastest mare on the planet! Oh yeah, she also got a nifty transformation sequence into a magical pony! Better run speed.

And as such, Filly-second was running around as she rapped on the nearby hood of a crook getting away.] Hellooooooo there!

[Naturally, her superpowers came from radiation. If you're imagining a powerset akin to one Jean Grey, you aren't far wrong; she also heals, mostly.

So she's flying over the city, in a green and gold spandex suit, looking for evildoers to subdue - and the wounded to heal.]

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Saddle Rager

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Kid Flash or Wondrous Bolt

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Cure Nocturne

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Dante

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Shinkenger Blue

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Sky Blue

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