I'm soooorry!! I know you're just trying to be all secretive, but this is SUCH a big deal for me, okay?! When you became a real boy? I cried for hours!! HOURS!!

I dunno how the heck you got all donkey, but I promise I'll do my best to fix it. Just...stop being so angry! That's probearly how it happened in the first place!

[That and smoking. Smoking makes donkeys.]