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[That actually sounds pretty sincere. You mortals and your 'asking' for things and your 'morals'. What's your problem?]
Hey, I know! Why don't you ask me for something!
[...No way. There's no way this chucklehead really is going to be so dumb to fall for an open for manipulation this obvious.]