[How would one go about conquering the world? It's a large place and it's doubtful that any normal person, in any single lifetime, could see all the lands on it let alone rule over it. Conquest begins with half of the world. To conquer the half of the world, one would need to conquer the half of that. And the half of that. And so on and so forth until we've reached the point of a single 'town'.

Having turned into a pony was trivial. What was important was that Equestria was as corrupt as any other land and it was in need of the shining leadership of Lord Il Palazzo. Since day one, that was Excel's dream, and even if she was alone in her pursuit, Ponyville will be conquered. No, it was because she was alone that she could do it, right?

That's what she thought as she sneaked out the back of the burning bakery, tiptoeing out as if nothing was amiss.]

Building on fire? Yep, must be the life-threatening end of another part-time job. Can't say I'm too surprised even in pretty pony land, but those princesses will have to do better if they want to do me in.

[Says the pony who forgot to turn off all the ovens.]

Sorry, but I've survived more fires than I've got bones in my body, heheh.

[Another world conquest scheme aka plan to pay the rent gone awry, but it's like she always says: you can dodge taxes, you can dodge a state conspiracy, but if you can dodge them both, you're invincible. The suspicious pony steps out of the burning bakery and gives escape a shot.]