THE FORCED HONESTY/CONFESSIONS MEME

[caneattheseapples]

THE FORCED HONESTY/CONFESSIONS MEME



How to play:

>Post your character blurting out a secret
>React to other people's sudden confessions
>Everypony must be truthful and honest
>????
>Profit! Or awkwardness, whichever.

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[caneattheseapples]

Yeah? Who gives a shit.

Like you're a pony right now too, right? So who cares.

[poolicide]

I think I kind of care!

Like sure, I'm a pony now, but up to that point I was a goddamn human being!

[caneattheseapples]

Yeah, and you'll be human again, and go back to chasing human girls.

Okay dude, listen. What I'm saying is that you care too much of what had been or might be. You need to kick that shit to the curb and care more about what is.

[poolicide]

...yeah, you might be right about that.

But....god, how does anyone deal with this space travel shit?

[caneattheseapples]

Not well dude. It still gives me a damn headache.

But it isn't all bad.

[poolicide]

It's like my life's the Twilight Zone, I swear...

But you know, least not everyone wants to kill me.

[caneattheseapples]

...Okay, I've got to know.

Are you really under this much threat back home? I'm worried as hell about you by this point.

[poolicide]

What? No.

I mean, aside from my parents, but that's how we do it in America.

[He's kinda fucking with you there.]

[caneattheseapples]

Dude I know how they do it in America. Equestria is part of the U.S. Uh. At least where I'm from. You think I know American movies but don't know the U.S. dude?

I'm trying not to just mess around at the minute. I'm serious.

Are you really in that much trouble?

[poolicide]

Well, you know...it's just your typical mom and dad problems. Nothing to get concerned about.

[caneattheseapples]

You act like they're goddamn boogeymen sometimes. Just.

Hey. If you need to talk about anything I'm here. Alright?

[poolicide]

Ok, ok I'll remember that...thanks, Jappleack.

This sounds crazy, but you feel like more a parent than my old man ever was.