THE FORCED HONESTY/CONFESSIONS MEME

[caneattheseapples]

THE FORCED HONESTY/CONFESSIONS MEME



How to play:

>Post your character blurting out a secret
>React to other people's sudden confessions
>Everypony must be truthful and honest
>????
>Profit! Or awkwardness, whichever.

Comments

[blamemysister]

While catching up to the 999 years I missed, I looked up archival pictures of my sister in the sixties. The results would have broken the censorship of today. Also, I once smeared marshmallow fluff all over myself. Because I was told that it would attract enemies in the badlands.

[poolicide]

...we have censorship laws here?

[blamemysister]

Some, not all. Mostly for privacy and such.

[poolicide]

I guess that makes sense...but did you guys like vote on it?

[blamemysister]

It passed through a committee of ponies first.

[poolicide]

So you guys are like presidents.

[blamemysister]

My sister has once called it progressive monarchy actually.

[poolicide]

Yeah, that's kind of what a president is.

[blamemysister]

How interesting! I will have to see this for myself.

[poolicide]

They're all just wrinkly and old. Sometimes a little evil.

[blamemysister]

You have evil rulers back home?

[poolicide]

There was this one guy Richard Nixon. So paranoid he broke into the headquarters of people that didn't like him.

He ended up resigning but yeah, he was a bad president.

[blamemysister]

A bad ruler can often define what a country's viewpoint is for a given amount of time. It must have been rough.

[poolicide]

Yeah, it was a dark age...gas was expensive, the Vietnam war, disco.....

[blamemysister]

We had disco in my world. No war and gas is still being distributed.

[poolicide]

Well good...who was your last queen, if I can ask?

[blamemysister]

In my world, the Princess Crystal was created by a grand alicorn named Majesty. Though she herself has passed into oblivion by now.

[poolicide]

So to get out of office you have to...pass into oblivion.

[blamemysister]

Well, not as literal. Majesty passed away since she was already a ancient alicorn when I was born.