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[Pokey Minch: easily and quickly taking offense to whatever might be said to him. Especially after touchy feely crap.]
I'm a pig. I can find my own food. They're experts and finding truffles and crap, right? Matter of fact I could find food for you. But, uh...
It'll cost you.