Do you not know what truffles are? They're a delicacy! People pay thousands for them!

But hey friggin' potato chips crunched up in a bowl with sour cream and hot cheese is probably a delicacy to you.

[Savage. You should have more refined tastes, like Pokey. He enjoys the good things in life.

Truth be told, he enjoys all food in life. But the delicacies especially.]