it's been exactly a year since we last did this /trivia

[appletastic]

 Oh no, mistletoe!

 

SHOOT. Who put that there?! Well, you’re caught - pucker up!

How to Play

1. Post your character and canon in the subject line
2. Next person who responds is the one you’re caught under the mistletoe with!
3. Go as awkward, sweet, or embarrassing as you like! (Quick cheek peck? Full French? Sure! But you have to kiss or the Nargles will get you!)
4. Comment, Tag, and catch others under the mistletoe. Have fun

Stolen from last year's post who stole from Animus who stole from Ruby City. 

Comments

[caneattheseapples]

Really?

Sure doesn't look like I'm seeing nothing.

[Pfft Shit. If you're going to act all embarrassed about this or something? Then she has to be a jerk about it.]

[crapfully]

[He coughs.]

Uh, lemme try that again. You saw nothing.

[He waves a hoof. Jedi mind tricks totally work, right? Right?]

[caneattheseapples]

Oh hey, you're right. I don't really see anything.

Except this.

[Here, let her just pull the mistletoe down and look at it a bit.]

Man. The hell do you think this is?

[crapfully]

...grass?

[He's learned from Homestar that being obtuse enough can protect you from anything.]

Seriously, though. Just walk away from it and it can't hurt you. Or make you do anything.

[caneattheseapples]

...Dude.

You realize the mistletoe can't make you do anything, right?

[crapfully]

...oh. So it's not that kind.

Sorry, 'mjust...used to having the worst possible luck when it comes to these things.

[Oh god. If his face wasn't naturally red it would be so red. Get yourself under control, Strong Bad.]

I don't want to be giving anybody no sub-par kisses. And the horse lips? That'd be sub-par from me.

[caneattheseapples]

...The hell is wrong with horse lips?

I mean shit. I can't tell if you even have lips. You're like a burn victim or something.

[crapfully]

It's not that there's anything wrong with 'em. I just...haven't personally mastered the art.

And after kissing a different way my whole life, that'd be...weird, y'know?

[Lie. He never kissed then either. Unless making out with a drawing counts.]

[caneattheseapples]

You ain't never going to master the art unless you practice. Better get used to horse lips dude, cause you're going to have them for a while.

[crapfully]

[His ears flatten against his head. Oh boy.]

...right. So I'll find a pillow, because no way am I inflicting that on you.

[caneattheseapples]

You never kissed anyone before, huh?

[crapfully]

...what? Of course I have! All the ladies all the times. Back home, I had 'em lined up for days.

[caneattheseapples]

Sorry dude. Lining a bunch of Barbie dolls up doesn't count as a line of chicks.

C'mon. You never kissed anyone. Admit it.

[crapfully]

No!

I mean. Look. Maybe I didn't see 'em much, 'cause there's only one girl in my town. And she kind of hates my guts and is dating my archnemesis.

But I could. I got all kinds of letters from ladies in love with me!

...and a dude. That was weird.