it's been exactly a year since we last did this /trivia

[appletastic]

 Oh no, mistletoe!

 

SHOOT. Who put that there?! Well, you’re caught - pucker up!

How to Play

1. Post your character and canon in the subject line
2. Next person who responds is the one you’re caught under the mistletoe with!
3. Go as awkward, sweet, or embarrassing as you like! (Quick cheek peck? Full French? Sure! But you have to kiss or the Nargles will get you!)
4. Comment, Tag, and catch others under the mistletoe. Have fun

Stolen from last year's post who stole from Animus who stole from Ruby City. 

Comments

[caneattheseapples]

...The hell is that? A weed?

[She just comes up to it and ponders it. Closely. It's almost as if she sincerely hasn't seen it before.]

What kind of dumb fluckerplucker hangs weeds up? What, am I supposed to congratulate you on your shitty decorating skills?

[adandyinspace]

[And thus Dandy proceeds to toss his arms into the air in an overdramatic flair.]

Oh come on, what kind of ass-backwards world do you come from that doesn't have mistletoe in it? Swear to god, if you're pulling shit...

[caneattheseapples]

[You know what?

She can't decide if she wants to just keep on this road of playing cute and pretending like she doesn't know what the hell is going on or just laughing in Dandy's face. Really, they just both seem like way too appealing options to her. So what the hell. She'll make an option three.

At his stupid flailing Jappleack leans over and wraps a hoof around his neck, pulling him closer before placing a kiss on his lips. Beak. Jeez dude, why the hell do you have to have a beak? It makes this super awkward and she has no idea if she's kissing you right.

It's not really even because they're under mistletoe.

It just felt like a good idea at the time.]

[adandyinspace]

[Dandy was just about to get to the best part of his flailing when he feels something touch his neck. Seeing as this is Jappleack, he's fully prepared to get smacked on the head for whatever he did this time. As far as he's concerned? Getting pissed over a chick not knowing anything about mistletoe is completely valid. So imagine his surprise when it's the exact opposite of what he saw coming.

Kissing the beak isn't a problem for him, just about anywhere on it counts as kissable as far as he's concerned. And thanks to Equestria's weird gryphon biology, he can manipulate it just enough to give back. So if it wasn't hawkward awkward before, it's probably getting a little weird now. But it's Dandy, she should know exactly what she's getting into.

Of course, the more he gets into the kiss, the less he stops looking like a dumbstruck idiot and much more of a cocky bastard. Score, baby.]

[caneattheseapples]

[Sure, that shit you're doing with your beak - the manipulation, not actually the kiss itself - is a bit freaky Dandy, but it's not like it's out of place in her Equestria, either.

She's got an urge to just punch him in the face just for being Dandy. Stupid cocky doucher. But at the same time, she has to admit...Eh. It's Hearth's Warming. She might as well let the dude have some fun.

It's not like she wanted to kiss him or anything.]

[adandyinspace]

[It's one thing to get kissed by Angry Horse, it's another altogether when Dandy realizes this is lasting pretty long. Well, no, of course it is. Who wouldn't want to savor the Dandy flavor for as long as they can? That's what his ego tells him, anyway.

Of course, he realizes he's not breaking it either, which means he probably should before people start talking. He's got a rep to keep up, after all. So when he does finally pull away, he brushes the whole thing off as nonchalantly as he can.]

Yeah, you're real funny, smart ass. Now get out of here, you're holding up the line.

[You know, the line that isn't even there.]

[caneattheseapples]

Uh-huh.

[She's non-plussed. With this task complete, she'll be walking on her merry way, waving a hoof at him as she leaves.]

Make sure to tell me about all the girls you don't end up kissing today, choad.