Two Truths and a Lie!

[letsplayer]

Sorry I don't have a fancy gif for this, but let's go!

• Post your character making three IC statements.
• Two of them must be true, while a third must be FILTH AND LIES.
• Other characters try to guess which is the lie.
• HAVE FUN

Comments

[foolish_seal]

1. I have, at one point, considered dating a robot.

2. I own a restaurant.

3. Despite the fact that I have dated multiple women, I've never gotten far enough to sleep with any of them.

[letsplayer]

Gonna go with number two; who wouldn't want to date a robot?

Saori Nakagawa

[needsteaplz]

1. I've punched a god in the face and broke his jaw because he crashed my wedding.
2. I only take my coffee black and iced.
3. I'm afraid of heights.

Littlepip | Fallout: Equestria

[mostcolorfulepithets]

1. I was once nearly mugged by the person who I just saved from becoming a slave.
2. Ditzy Doo is still alive two hundred or something years into the future.
3. My last girlfriend died of radiation poisoning.

[pirateponyprincess]

1. I've been a pirate for three hundred years, and I have never murdered anyone or anypony directly.
2. Back in the early days of my reign as Princess, I passed a misworded law that is still technically in effect today. According to that law, cutie marks are illegal.
3. The bounty on my head is many times larger than Equestria's annual GDP.

[letsplayer]

1. My hair used to be a lot longer before it accidentally caught fire, but then I had to cut all the burnt bits off.
2. I once convinced this one dude to kiss a goblin.
3. If you add up all my body parts together, I'm pretty sure I've broken my bones at least a hundred times.

[gigglesnortpriestess]

...going with three.

[gigglesnortpriestess]

I...strangely believe the first and third.

[cruel_kindness]

1. I have never had a hamburger before.
2. I've headbutted a changeling before.
3. Fluttershy is the best mother ever.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Wow. All of this is so disheartening to hear coming from ANY Celestia...]

...Trixie would say... the first one is false?

[foolish_seal]

Nope. I totally do own a restaurant. It's in another universe, but it's still mine.

As for the first one, you tell me.

[He produces a picture of said robot.]

[foolish_seal]

Yep. Slept with the girlfriend I had on the Thor.

[pirateponyprincess]

So your guess is the second, I assume?

[gigglesnortpriestess]

Yep.

[ceasetoexist]

1. I've shot a guy to death before because the guy was trying to beat me to death with a board with a nail in it.
2. I've never felt guilt. Never have never will.
3. I have a girlfriend, the last place I was.

[letsplayer]

[On the one hand, she's suppressing the urge to roll her eyes because of course you'd lie about that one

on the other

that's a really cute robot]

...gonna go with three.

Uh.

Was at least one of them the robot?

[pirateponyprincess]

Absolutely. There have been many cases where I have had to do the deed myself. A couple of times even before I left Equestria.

They were dark times.

[caneattheseapples]

1. I bit a god's head off before. Shit was pretty rad.
2. I'm kind of lying about liking apples. I only eat 'em and work on the farm because I'm too lazy to do anything else with my life.
3. I'm a virgin.

[pirateponyprincess]

Unfortunately, that one is true. That law is in the books. It was supposed to be banning stealing cutie marks, but I was new to the whole lawmaking thing.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie has now been rendered speechless.

Good job.]

[cruel_kindness]

Second one's a lie. You love working there, don'tcha?

[gigglesnortpriestess]

...huh.

I guess we're all breaking the law now.

[caneattheseapples]

You bet your ass I love my farm. Wouldn't give that shit up for anything.

[foolish_seal]

Yeah. I thought having it be obvious would throw some people off.

But no, Aigis here wasn't one of...-

[wait...]

Okay, if you go by the literal definition of "sleep with" then yes.

[cruel_kindness]

And that's why you're awesome. Then again, any Applejack is awesome.