Two Truths and a Lie!

[letsplayer]

Sorry I don't have a fancy gif for this, but let's go!

• Post your character making three IC statements.
• Two of them must be true, while a third must be FILTH AND LIES.
• Other characters try to guess which is the lie.
• HAVE FUN

Comments

[foolish_seal]

1. I have, at one point, considered dating a robot.

2. I own a restaurant.

3. Despite the fact that I have dated multiple women, I've never gotten far enough to sleep with any of them.

[letsplayer]

Gonna go with number two; who wouldn't want to date a robot?

[gigglesnortpriestess]

...going with three.

[redpeacoat]

I can't pick any feeling sure about it. You've been places...

Saori Nakagawa

[needsteaplz]

1. I've punched a god in the face and broke his jaw because he crashed my wedding.
2. I only take my coffee black and iced.
3. I'm afraid of heights.

Littlepip | Fallout: Equestria

[mostcolorfulepithets]

1. I was once nearly mugged by the person who I just saved from becoming a slave.
2. Ditzy Doo is still alive two hundred or something years into the future.
3. My last girlfriend died of radiation poisoning.

[pirateponyprincess]

1. I've been a pirate for three hundred years, and I have never murdered anyone or anypony directly.
2. Back in the early days of my reign as Princess, I passed a misworded law that is still technically in effect today. According to that law, cutie marks are illegal.
3. The bounty on my head is many times larger than Equestria's annual GDP.

[gigglesnortpriestess]

I...strangely believe the first and third.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Wow. All of this is so disheartening to hear coming from ANY Celestia...]

...Trixie would say... the first one is false?

[letsplayer]

1. My hair used to be a lot longer before it accidentally caught fire, but then I had to cut all the burnt bits off.
2. I once convinced this one dude to kiss a goblin.
3. If you add up all my body parts together, I'm pretty sure I've broken my bones at least a hundred times.

[foolish_seal]

Gonna take a wild guess and say the first. That seems too plausible.

[cruel_kindness]

1. I have never had a hamburger before.
2. I've headbutted a changeling before.
3. Fluttershy is the best mother ever.

[pirateponyprincess]

Ooh, this one is tricky... The first one seems to be true by sheer absurdity, and the latter two seem so obvious that I feel you may be trying to deceive via wordplay. The first is the most obvious choice at first glance, but could it be a red herring...?

[A moment as she considers the possibilities.]

I believe I'll go with the third, on the caveat that you yourself are claiming to be the better mother.

[ceasetoexist]

1. I've shot a guy to death before because the guy was trying to beat me to death with a board with a nail in it.
2. I've never felt guilt. Never have never will.
3. I have a girlfriend, the last place I was.

[caneattheseapples]

1. I bit a god's head off before. Shit was pretty rad.
2. I'm kind of lying about liking apples. I only eat 'em and work on the farm because I'm too lazy to do anything else with my life.
3. I'm a virgin.

[cruel_kindness]

Second one's a lie. You love working there, don'tcha?

[pishirogane]

1. Though I like cats, I prefer dogs.
2. I have a crossbow.
3. I've made two watches capable of telling the distance between two persons.

[timeloopingfool]

[From that one time he'd managed to convince her to try the Halloween costumes (never again after that-- he quickly realised she was very uncomfortable and he had meant it for fun, not to be a jerk) he knew she preferred dogs.

In this form, a gun would be no good, so a crossbow would be a good substitute. And... Naoto wouldn't make something like those watches unless she was... serious about someone, so...]

...3?

[weekwizard]

1. For me, eating is only a requirement in this form. As a proper youkai, I subsist entirely off magic. Food is merely a luxury.
2. I once turned myself into a rabbit after failing to handle a spell properly.
3. It is physically impossible to record the number of books I have in my library at home.

[chatwithdeath]

1. I have four kids.
2. My significant other has died two times.
3. I was an unlicensed surgeon.

[letsplayer]

Goin' with number one, it's too normal-sounding in the face of everything else.

[ponymechanic]

1. I once had all or at least some of the powers of a kitsune and accidentally changed into a human in front of a guy on the internet.

2. I don't have any crushes on anyone.

3. I built a machine that could turn people into robots, turned myself into one and then got stuck in that form when the machine broke.

[letsplayer]

I don't care how weirdly normal that second one sounds, that first one just sounds like some sort of webcomic.

So uh, that one.

[shyformerassistant]

1. I used to work for somepony who paid me to help her cheat in fashion weeks.

2. I disowned my parents after I was taken back home.

3. I don't make hats.

[downstairslife]

1. I've known the princesses I worked for weren't human ever since I took up appointment as their hand. The only reason I haven't revealed it to anyone else was because I had nothing to gain from it until this point.
2. Upon my father's death, I was bequeathed his mount. I don't have the wyvern with me here, I'm afraid, though I doubt her safety is much concern.
3. My mother was the dearest of friends with a man suspected of smuggling and illegal magic. After her death I was left to live with his family for some weeks before my father sent for me.

[gigglesnortpriestess]

1. I pulled someone out of a treasure chest. Still have no idea how they got there.

2. My kitten's nickname is Fluff Butt

3. I know how to use a katana as well as a rapier.

[foolish_seal]

I heard about the first one, and I've seen you call that cat the second, so it has to be the last one.

[topgun_textiles]

1. My favorite dessert's a slice of tiramisu.
2. I once caught a fish with my bare hands!
3. I'm still sore that I lost a cross-dressing contest I was signed up for in payback back home.

[redpeacoat]

The first one.

[redpeacoat]

1. I've shoplifted before.
2. I survived a burning building.
3. I beat up a classmate for test answers.

[foolish_seal]

...I'm gonna say the third.

[It's a wild guess, though.]

[punchingbagman]

Mah powers come from the blessins of the sea.
Ah've got armor that keeps me from gettin' hurt by weapons.
Giet's species is known for bein' unstoppable and impossible to tame.

[misplacedxsheath]

I had myself cloned when I initially decided I wasn't going to get involved with anyone, as a way to carry on my bloodline.
I was raised on a planet different from the one I was born on.
I've visited the era of the dinosaurs before.