it returns

[downstairslife]

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Difficulty in talking with him, sure. But why not try playing his game, or stroking his ego to try and get him to do something. Someone's running our own magazine or something, right? Why not try requesting an interview with him. It won't be the best way to talk to him, especially since it'd be best to agree to his terms at first, but hey. It'd be a start, cause it's clear we're not getting anywhere just getting angry at this guy.

[(Anonymous)]

That might not be a bad idea. Though we'd still have to be careful. If he's really just out to get us, anything we do could give him an opportunity to make us look bad. Even if it's just asking to interview him.

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, there's a chance he could be a serious sleazeball. Far as I'm concerned, he probably is. But it looks better to take the high road and say we tried, at least. Easier to slander him, too, if it comes to it.

da

[(Anonymous)]

Slander should never be an option. We're better than that. It should always come down to the truth, no matter how hard it hurts.

Re: da

[(Anonymous)]

Agreed.

[(Anonymous)]

I got a brief chance to talk to him at the movie premiere and stroking his ego should work. Just act like one of his brainless fans and hang on his every word, he won't suspect a thing.

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That said, if anyone happens to want a copy of his signature for, I don't know, forging letters or checks from him, I can probably help you out there.