[Of course, leave it to said helpless filly to turn back around at the sound of the slam.

Hey, it was that weird pony who was making squealing noises in the middle of town a few minutes ago. Maybe he had a "problem". But Cheerilee had taught them to not make fun of ponies with "problems"! So she doesn't. Instead, she offers a smile.]

Hey! Are you okay? I bet you're new to being a unicorn, but you've gotta be careful or your horn will get stuck in stuff like that!

[Helpless and utterly unhelpful.]