Test Drive Meme the Third!

[ponymeisters]

TEST DRIVE MEME

♥ Comment in with your characters's name, canon, and universe. Or, comment to others who have posted. ♥ Your characters are now in Equestria. They are also ponies, or creatures of Equestria at the very least. ♥ For those who desire to design themselves a pony for reference, here is a FiM Pony Creator to help out. ♥ The scenario can be anything you want, so long as it takes place in Equestria. ♥ Come on in, characters already in the game! Let's help out potential newcomers! ♥ These test threads can be used for application samples. Commentspam or prose is fine. ♥ Quick, jump for the apples, Apple Bloom!

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Akira Date | Kamen Rider OOO | Mayfield AU

[stupidsexybrony]

There's a new face at the clinic, someone who has offered many hours of medical experience. A rugged, insanely handsome and buff pony, kind of along the lines of Big Mac. There's nurses swooning at his abs. Betcha you didn't know ponies had abs of steel, did ya?

"Send in the next pony for their check up, will you nurse?" inquired Dr. Akira Date, newcomer to Ponyville, and already women were lining up to see the hunky new guy in town.

[dreamsonwings]

And while every female pony in the area were lining up to see the new doctor, there was one who wasn't amused at the fact that the entrance was blocked. Not even the calls of 'Excuse me!' and 'Please move over!' did much to get anyone to move.

Except when an earth pony dressed in a doctor's coat decided to hop on their backs. It was smart but quick for her to get in the office. Weird horny ponies.

"Am I going to have to do that every time I come in for a shift?"

Needless to say, Sora Naegino is not very amused.

Crazy Redd | Animal Crossing

[cash_is_freedom]

[As you approach the tent, a voice calls out.]

Woah, woah, woah! I can't just go around letting just any old person into my tent! You need to be one of my cousins! So... When I say "The pen is mightier", you say...

Re: Crazy Redd | Animal Crossing

[caneattheseapples]

I say fuck you I can't go in this tent!

[Yeah. You bet Jappleack is now going to charge the entrance of the tent to try and enter.]

[callmeyork]

[Huh. This is interesting. All of the makings of a huckster's wares tent, with none of the attempts at credibility. Amazing.

Well, worth giving a shot. The obvious answer would probably be no good, so to think like a con man...]

Zach, do you have any ideas on how to finish this one? It can't be the old parable, so maybe... "And cheaper".

[pointedlove]

I say "you're not particularly wanted around". Of all the people to show up here with...

[Yes, that earth pony seems a little prickly, in more than one way. Why couldn't it have been Tom, or Mabel?]

Francis York Morgan | Deadly Premonition

[callmeyork]

Scenario A:

While most newcomers might be freaked out at the idea of suddenly waking up in a new body on a drastically different world, this Earth pony seems to be taking the situation calmly, systematically walking up and down the streets of Ponyville to gain his bearings. He can be seen muttering to himself, as if lost in conversation, with the recipient of the dialogue being an unseen "Zach".

Scenario B:

York's decided to spend some time at The Decanter, likening it to the closest thing Ponyville has to a cafe. He's got a glass of cider on the table next to him, and a pack of POLICE brand cigarettes sitting forlornly in front of him.

"Question of the day, Zach... how am I supposed to smoke if I can't make fire...?"

((OOC: Yes, I know I copied the same one from the last meme. No, I don't care. No, his tail isn't actually a necktie, it's just styled like that. Prose or commentspam, however you like.))

Saft | Original Character

[whitescalesbigmouth]

**SCENARIO A**

[You know how in a certain FiM movie when a certain book-smartish pony arrives in the human world she started to freak out over having hands and genuinely well ; not being a pony? This is kinda like that only a once very human (or dragon) girl is now freaking out in the middle of Ponyville over how she's now walking around on four hooves, Having a white coat and being surrounded by more of these strange looking ponies. There's also a few mishaps where she happens to flap her way over to someone and crash into them out of panic.

That's right, she's a pegasus pony.]

So, sorry!

...Gah! Oh no...

I don't like this! What am I?!

**SCENARIO B**

[Pretty much the same thing, only there's a semi-smallish white dragon, say only as big as the other teen dragons in Equestria freaking out because well - she doesn't normally look like this, she has no idea where the hell she is and what's worse? She can't seem to transform back into her regular human form.]

B for Because REALLY NOW

[angry_jerk]

[Whatever Dan was expecting during his typical stroll DRAGONS WERE A BAJILLION TIMES BETTER THAN THAT ORIGINAL PLAN.]

Applejack/Jappleack | PONY.MOV series and Ask Jappleack Series | OU

[caneattheseapples]

[Action]

[Oh what the hell.

Jappleack didn't necessarily mind being back in Equestria Prime - if, in fact, this was Equestria Prime - but it somewhat bugged the hell out of her. She thought she was done with her adventure. It had seemed like she was. Jappleack wouldn't have called what she went through a novel - more like some nerd's comic, as much as she hated to admit it - but it still had what she thought was an ending. She'd learned lessons no other pony really had the position to learn. She'd had her reward. Things were over.

So why was she back here? Something had gone wrong, that was kind of obvious. Whether it was something with the Void again or something new this time, she didn't know. But she knew she had to find out, and the easiest way to do that would be to find Twilight and Applejack.

She supposes she could use the scroll she had, but fuck that. She's in Ponyville. There's a simpler way to find them.

Namely, she's walking through the street and screaming at the top of her lungs.]

Hey Applejack! Twilight! It's me, Jappleack! I'm back, so get the hell out here and tell me what the hell's going on! Hey! HEY!

Where the hell are you two? I could do this all day until you show up you just see if I damn well don't! I'm not going anywhere especially if the Void is pissy or some shit!

[Scroll/Text]

HEY STUPID ASSHOLES ITS ME JAPPLEACKLE BACK IN EQUESTRIA PRIME I KNOW YOU ALL MISSED ME AND HOW HOT I AM BUT IT'S OKAY BUT NOT REALLY BECAUSE THIS IS BULL AND I'M KINDA PISSED THAT I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M HERE CAUSE SLIPPING BETWEEN WORLDS IS GETTING OLD NOW I GUESS THERE ARE A BUNCH OF YOU MORONS WHO HAVEN'T BEEN BETWEEN WORLDS BEFORE THAT IS COOL I WILL TEACH U ABOUT TRAVLING THROUGH THE DIMENSIONS OR TELL U IF U ARE COOL ENOUGH AND NOT A LOSER DICKHEAD CAUSE IF U ARE THEN FUK U

I AM LOOKING FOR TWILIGHT SPARKLE AND APPLEJACK IF YOU SEE THEM TELL THEM I AM BACK IN TOWN CAUSE IM FUKIN TIRED OF LOOKING FOR THEM

[angry_jerk]

[Dan has just been completely exhausted these last couple days. It's been difficult to even consider getting up in mornings, but he can never sleep during the night.

So someone screaming at the top of their lungs while he tried to get his coffee... isn't helping.]

OH MY GOD, SHUT YOUR STUPID, FAT PIEHOLE!

Alice Margatroid | Touhou Project

[puppetmaestra]

While most new ponies seem to spend their time in confusion or disarray, there's at least one unicorn who seems to have gotten the idea that their first order of business was to do some window shopping. After all, Ponyville did not seem too different from the Human Village back home.

Of course, the odd part would be the unicorn marionette trotting aside her seemingly of its own will, having a conversation with her. Despite that, some may be able to tell that the unicorn was actually guiding it, judging by the constant glow surrounding her horn.

"But Alice, if this isn't really Gensokyo, we wouldn't have any money to spend... and what about all the others?" Oddly enough, the actual unicorn doesn't turn to face the doll as she talks.

"Now, now, Shanghai. We've been in worse situations than this before. I can always create new dolls... and perhaps some of these strange equines would be willing to barter."

Re: Alice Margatroid | Touhou Project(oh how did I miss this?!)

[nekomikoreimu]

Down the street from Alice is a pinkish red pony... wearing a very familiar looking bow and arm sleeves. The Pony is currently looking at some fruit, and hasn't noticed Alice yet.

"10 bits for a single pear? That's a rip off. I'll pay 3 bits"

Hevvin Angelbright | Warrior U

[friendshipismurder]

[This is the tale of how a twerpy unicorn got his horn stuck in a storefront.

When the word twerpy is used, realize that it describes the unicorn to a T. He's caught somewhere between the size of a young colt and a fully grown stallion though still leaning towards the colt's spectrum of things. He paces in the dirt of the street, glaring about in anger at the other ponies who pass him by, shouting the following at them]

Ni! Nihi! Nihinihihi!

[And getting further and further angry as the ponies just stare at him for a moment before hurrying away even quicker.

The situation is confusing to Hevvin. In truth, it doesn't take much to confuse Hevvin, but this situation is even more distressing than he would usually suspect. Not only are there not just unicorns but OTHER magical horses (far too many of them oh far far too many of them) but the horses are talking in the humans.....talky....language thing. That one way the humans talk, that Hevvin suspects is a language. It's annoying and nightmarish, because unicorns can't speak that way in their natural forms. It shouldn't happen. It isn't right. Hevvin's been trying to speak to them in the natural horse language, but all of them just turn away as if they don't understand, leading the little unicorn further and further into a fit.

Stupid creatures. Ugly creatures. Hevvin hopes they get what they deserve. He hopes they die he's so angry. He's so angry he could kill.

Well. Truth be told it didn't take much to drive Hevvin towards murder. And that little filly in front of that store? Looks like she could use a few holes in her, courtesy of Hevvin's horn. It isn't long before he's dashing towards the helpless filly, horn first, to put an end to the dumb dumb stupid dumb creature.

Unfortunately, our plans don't always go as we want them to, and the little filly's friends call her away to come see something else. The little filly merrily skips away to join her companions, and this is the cause of the harsh, slamming sound that blares through the market front momentarily as Hevvin slams into the storefront horn-first, shivering and braying out as he hits. He tries pulling away, but his horn is far too embedded in the wood to let go.

And that is why there's a screaming, half-colt sized unicorn stuck in the storefront, and he remains there to this day.]

[sweetasabelle]

[Of course, leave it to said helpless filly to turn back around at the sound of the slam.

Hey, it was that weird pony who was making squealing noises in the middle of town a few minutes ago. Maybe he had a "problem". But Cheerilee had taught them to not make fun of ponies with "problems"! So she doesn't. Instead, she offers a smile.]

Hey! Are you okay? I bet you're new to being a unicorn, but you've gotta be careful or your horn will get stuck in stuff like that!

[Helpless and utterly unhelpful.]

Minako Aino/Sailor Venus | Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon (IJaG AU)

[verygassy]

...

[Pony again, huh? And a plain pegasus at that. But this time it not the SoL. Then again, the SoL was unpredictable. Heck, it went to other universes! Maybe the SoL became sentient, wound up in her universe and sucked her in again during volleyball practice. Which would be her luck!

Still. There was a bright side.]

At least I'm not a scallop.

[sailorlaughter]

[Minako may not be an alicorn this time, but someone else is. Pinkie bounces intensely away from the costume store, the wings affixed to her back flapping with every movement. They and her new horn are both sorta magenta, closer to the color of her mane than her coat, but she figured they were good enough. Probably just gonna cover them in frosting and glitter anyway, right?

Also she's singing.]

Ain't no party like an alicorn party, 'cause an alicorn party don't stop!

Donna Noble | Doctor Who

[thedoctorsmate]

[There's a rather disgruntled-looking Earth Pony on scroll when it comes to life. Her mane is red and her coat a dusty purple. She has on a brown jacket and that's about all that's available to see before she prods at the viewing screen.]

All right, I've been to some weird places, but they were in my own body. Doctor, if this is another one of those translation things your TARDIS has got on, then believe me, mister, we are leaving as soon as I find you. My friend Analise got bucked off a horse when she was 10 and I am not going to wind up fodder for her next rant on the subject. I've had to listen to that story about a thousand times, and it doesn't get any more interesting. You'd think getting bucked off a horse? Hours of entertainment! You'd be wrong.

Now, where are you? And- [She glances up.] Oh, my God. That horse is flying! [Her face lights up.] Doctor! Doctor, there are flying horses here!

[callmeyork]

[Doctor? TARDIS? No... couldn't be. That's a matter for another time. But hey, Donna! Some other pony, this one blue and with various facial scars (and a suit?) pops back on the scroll.]

If that's your reaction to just seeing them, then it's a shame you didn't end up one on your own.

Kreutzer | Gundemonium (Wonderful Worlds AU)

[ponykreutzer]

(The peculiarity of waking up as a colorful horse didn't seem to bother this new arrival at all. In fact, Kreutzer couldn't seem less concerned about that if she tried. Instead, she tried to keep to herself and simply watch the other ponies go about their day, whether they were regulars or new arrivals themselves.

Unfortunately, the world offered no UG for her to shift to and leaning against a wall was particularly awkward for a quadruped, so her regular watching habits wouldn't do. That and it's hard for her to blend in with the crowd when this unicorn is wearing a brown cloak, has a hunting bow on her back and a very unnatural pair of wings, even for ponies. Still, a job's a job, right?)

[shy_kindness]

[The Flutters were walking around when they spot someone familiar.]

...Kreutzer?

Aqua | Kingdom Hearts | iJAG AU

[wavesinherheart]

[Being a pony is at least familiar. But all things considered, Aqua would never have expected her return to the realm of light (if this even is that, and not just a dream) to come complete with a form change. Besides even if it is a dream, she can at least explore the place some, or so she figures.

So it is that she sets about exploring the town itself, and if she's avoiding crowds, well, perhaps she can't be blamed for that, under the circumstances.]

[sailorlaughter]

[It's not all that long before Aqua is tackled from the side in a hug.]

HI AQUA!!!

[No one avoids Pinkie Pie. No one.]

Yu Narukami | Persona 4

[foalarcana]

[There was a Halloween party -- err... Nightmare Night? -- coming up, and someone needed to cut up the kindling for the bonfire. Yu really wasn't sure how he was supposed to do that, though; he didn't have hands, so he couldn't hold an axe, and he didn't know how the heck he was supposed to swing one with his mouth.]

[He hoofed at the ground, trying to think. He could just... give it a damn good kick; that would probably split the wood, right? Looking at the long line of wood to split however... there was no way he would be able to get that all done any time quick.]

[Barely a second later, it was like a lightbulb went off; he had an easy solution, right in his own soul. Yu dug his hooves in, calling on his arcana.]

Izanagi!

[Don't mind him; him and his Persona will just be splitting wood, and Yu is currently very grateful that Izanagi maintained the blades on his back hooves.]

Re: Yu Narukami | Persona 4

[ponymechanic]

[Oh well that's a familiar face and he beams up when he sees Izanagi.] Yu!

[He flies down and waves over to them.] Looks like you figured out how to get your persona out.

Aquaman | Batman: The Brave and the Bold

[italktofish]

[So there's a big old earth pony who's obviously not too light on his hooves jumping into that lake. No big deal, he's probably going swimming, right?

Only it's been quite some time, and he has yet to surface. Can the newpony swim in this pony body? WON'T ANYPONY SAVE HIM?

Really, he's just down there chatting with the fish, but he has no idea somepony might get the wrong idea.]

Re: Aquaman | Batman: The Brave and the Bold

[verygassy]

!!

Ah-

[OH NO! SOMEPONY IS DROWNING! Cue Minako jumping into to save him!!]

[evolutionize]

What the hell happened to me!?

[There is a very confused and possibly hysterical female changeling sitting on the ground in the middle of the road, looking at her hooves. A drill spear and dark brown earth pony wearing a red karate gi and white pants are sitting nearby. The earth pony looks just as confused.]

[pseudacteon_emigre]

You changed. I would think that much would be obvious.

[Hi, miss Changeling. You're strange - you look like a drone, like him, but... well. The only females he knew of were queens. This is... unusual, seeing a female drone. Regardless, he keeps the curiosity to himself, though he does eye the earth pony suspiciously.]

Daiki Kaito | Kamen Rider Decade (Super Robot Wars Unlimited Generation Alpha AU)

[brb_treasure]

[And wandering around Ponyville is a... strange-looking pony. Garbed in armor that looks like a bug. People might be looking at him strangely, but he's taking it in stride.]

Hmm, looks like I lost Tsukasa-kun. Aw, well. I guess I could have fun here. [He looks around the place, noting the multi-colored ponies] A lot of fun. A whole lot better than that drab world.

[He reaches up and undoes the mask, revealing himself as a pony and alleviating fears somewhat.]

Ah, you...! [He points out towards the nearest pony.] I'm Daiki Kaito of S.A.U.L. Tell me, what is this place? It seems that I've gotten a little turned around.

[honeycombing]

...Wasn't Nightmare Night awhile ago?

Sasami Masaki Jurai | Tenchi Muyo OVA (Mayfield Version)

[saint_sami]

[No matter where you were, there was the smell of something delicious coming from a building nearby. Coming to investigate, you'll find a young blue-colored filly working up a storm in the kitchen, her long mane done up in pigtails flapping every which way as she rushes around.]

Oh, hi! Come on in! I kinda wanna get to know people better, so what better way than through their stomachs, right?

[tsunmuse]

Cook enough? Sooner or later you're going to get everything done and there won't be enough for Granny Smith to cook.

Fennel Famicorn | My Little Pony | OC + AU

[gamer_pony]

[Option A]

[The newest shop has opened up in Ponyville! Called, "The Prancing Pony Game and Hobby Shop" it seems to be quite different from all the other shops in town. Pictures of Ponies in knight and mage armor, dragon figures, and posters of the 2 oddly dressed ponies firering energy balls at each other are covering the windows of the building.

Inside is not much different, just a lot more of it. One thing that stands out though is a large machine on the right side of the room, which had flashing lights and sounds coming from it. The owner of the shop was in front of it, pressing buttons and moving a joystick. When she hears the bell by the door ring, the Pony turns and trots towards you, pausing whatever she was doing on the screen.]

Welcome to the Prancing Pony Game and Hobby shop! How can I help you?

[Option B]

Fennel is having her weekly D&D campaign with you and a few other ponies. She is DMing of course, and the session just started.

"Ok," She said as she raised a book up with her magic. "Where we last left off, the party has arrived at the town of Faunston. It is a trading town of average size, and has plenty of shops, inns, and bars. What do you want to do?"

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[In the door stands a mighty and powerful unicorn, flaming mane and tail streaming behind him and one hoof pointed dramatically at Fennel.]

Hyaaa ha ha ha ha! I, the almighty Overlord Zetta, demand a new set of dice!

Hayate | Dragon Quest IX | Canon OC?

[hattrickery]

There is a pegasus pony wearing a sweet blue hat sitting in the middle of the town square staring at her flappy wigglers like she can't believe her eyes. Slowly, her muzzle is split in an incredibly wide grin, and then she rockets straight upwards and starts doing loops.

"WOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOO!"

Re: Hayate | Dragon Quest IX | Canon OC?

[saint_sami]

"Oh, wow..."

And there's a light-blue unicorn pony watching, her big pink eyes widening in awe.

"That looks so much fun!"

Photo Finish | Ponies

[photo_perfect]

[For whatever reason, Photo isn't being followed by her usual entourage of ponies. In fact she seems to be by herself of all things in Ponyville, for what reason is anyone's guess. Except that she still has camera in tow, somehow.

Don't ask.

However, she seems to be relatively calm about everything, eyes hidden behind glasses looking from pony to pony in the area to see just what kind of talent was in this place. She'd found a success here before, certainly it wouldn't be difficult to strike gold again, would it?]

[soulofblue]

[Gold? Who knows? But this unicorn with the strangely-tinted, pupil-less red eyes is looking curiously at her as he passes. Pollo's not seen very many ponies wearing THAT much clothing on a regular basis. The camera's interesting, too.]

Derpy Hooves | Ponies

[muffin_lover]

[MAIL CALL! A gray pegasus makes her way from home to home, delivering the mail. Certainly no dragon transport, but she doesn't seem to care at all!]

Mail's here! Here you go!

[And after dropping off the mail, she gives the pony before her a wave and turns to fly off... hitting a tree in the process.]

I'm okay! Tree was in my way!

[millionbitpipes]

[Harvey watches her go with concern. He's seen her do that plenty of times before, but it still looks like it hurts.]

You sure? That looked pretty hard.

Annabelle Martin | Original Character

[plushiemancer]

[There's a little pink-and-orange pony galloping through Equestria, a small entourage of plushie like things scooting behind her. She seems to be of very good cheer, even though she just got yanked away from her new home and, well, turned into a pony.]

Hee hee! Everyone looks so cute! Ponies, ponies~