[Donna snorts at that, rolling her eyes.]

Not likely, sunshine. About half a minute in you'd turn my hair green or have me tied up in knots. My friend Veronica has got an ex-girlfriend who's one of your sorts. I swear I've never seen a woman so embarrassed after they broke up. I don't fancy having you use me to show off.

I like heckling you over the screen, thanks very much. Try again, Trix.