Test Drive Meme the Third!

[ponymeisters]

TEST DRIVE MEME

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[callmeyork]

[A little bit more digging, and... aha! York procures and displays his badge... which is clearly for the "Canterlot Royal Investigation Bureau", or CRIB. What an acronym. There's him as a pony, Special Agent, Homicide division. Get a good look at it, Redd, because he's going to turn it around to look at it himself.]

What in the... alright, y'know, I shouldn't be surprised. Really, really shouldn't.

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[cash_is_freedom]

...Well, I'll be!

[Redd relents. His eyes are still squinted closed. How can he see?]

You had ol' Crazy Redd here in for quite a scare for a second! It was a shocking situation for me! You could even go as far to say that it was...

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[cash_is_freedom]

CRAAAAAAAAAZY!

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[cash_is_freedom]

...You can look, but not touch. Or tell.

[York can see various items and paintings. A sword comprised out of 14 oddly-shaped jewels. A red amulet. A golden necklace with a red lightning-shaped gem. A very modern-looking lamp.

As for the paintings... they're all expertly painted. York might be able to tell most of them to be fakes if he has a keen enough eye. AND a good grasp on famous paintings in Equestria.]

[callmeyork]

Fair enough. [And look he does.

He's got no idea about Equestrian art history, unfortunately. Though considering the business and the businessman, he's already pretty sure a good number of these are forgeries. But damn if they're not impressive in their own right.]

Interesting collection, Mr. Redd... I can see you're quite the avid collector.

[cash_is_freedom]

Most of them I've found. You'd be surprised what people throw away!

[callmeyork]

I certainly would. One man's trash, and all that.

You must do very well for yourself, selling such luxury goods.

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[cash_is_freedom]

Hahahaha! I certainly do! Those suckers... I've been in business for years! I have the things nobody else has! And I do it all for cheap! I have so mant retuning customers, it's...

[cash_is_freedom]

CRAAAAAAAAAZY!

[callmeyork]

[That wasn't getting old at all, nope.]

You're one of a kind, Redd. Rest assured, when I actually have some funds, I'll be back for business.

[And with that, he maneuvers around to leave, pushing through the tent flaps.]