Test Drive Meme the Third!

[ponymeisters]

TEST DRIVE MEME

♥ Comment in with your characters's name, canon, and universe. Or, comment to others who have posted. ♥ Your characters are now in Equestria. They are also ponies, or creatures of Equestria at the very least. ♥ For those who desire to design themselves a pony for reference, here is a FiM Pony Creator to help out. ♥ The scenario can be anything you want, so long as it takes place in Equestria. ♥ Come on in, characters already in the game! Let's help out potential newcomers! ♥ These test threads can be used for application samples. Commentspam or prose is fine. ♥ Quick, jump for the apples, Apple Bloom!

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[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Correct! The very mare you cast your gaze on is the most powerful, most dazzling, most enticing equine to grace the land of Equestria with her presence! She has defeated hoards of Manticore, flattened armies of dragons, felled hoards of Timber Wolves, and has even bested The Dreaded Ursa Major itself! She's...

The Grrrreat and Powerful Trrrrixie!

[She rears up in a theatrical pose. Fireworks shoot up from behind her, exploding in many dazzling colors.]

[thedoctorsmate]

[Still incredibly unimpressed here. She buffs one hoof on her jacket and stares down at it for a moment before looking back up at Trixie.]

Yeah, well, I'm the Great and Powerful Donna. Defeated the Racknoss, flattened the Sontaran, felled a giant alien wasp, and bested everyone in her class on the test scores for the temp agency. Oh, and freed the Ood from slavery.

I don't think much of the Great and Powerful Trixie. Nice performance, but attitude's half the delivery. You sound like you've got a head filled with more helium than the Hindenburg.

Your Donna is amazing

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[...Excuse her?]

For your information, heckler, Trixie sees not any horn located on the top of your head. Therefore, you cannot even remotely hope to accomplish what a unicorn as powerful as the one gracing your eyes with her very presence can!

...Or... can you? If you do indeed think yourself better, then let us meet face to face so you can prove it!

[Already, she's thinking of ways to embarrass this heckler.]

Aw, thanks! I'm really enjoying playing her.

[thedoctorsmate]

[Donna snorts at that, rolling her eyes.]

Not likely, sunshine. About half a minute in you'd turn my hair green or have me tied up in knots. My friend Veronica has got an ex-girlfriend who's one of your sorts. I swear I've never seen a woman so embarrassed after they broke up. I don't fancy having you use me to show off.

I like heckling you over the screen, thanks very much. Try again, Trix.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

As you wish. Everypony will forever remember you as inferior to Trixie, given that you never even tried. 'Tish no fault of hers you appear to be too scared.

[thedoctorsmate]

I reckon anyone paying attention is going to see you're an arrogant little bone-head, so I'm not really bothered. [Yep. Not falling for that.] Apart from that... I've been scared before, Trix, and you? [The look she gives the unicorn is one of utter disdain.] You're nothing but a cheap carnival sideshow act. And not the flesh-eating alien sort.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Okay, Trixie starts to get angry for real.]

Cheap? My performances are anything but. I work as hard as I can to entertain everypony that comes to see my shows. It's why, with each performance, I get a crowd, but you wouldn't know about that, would you? You just spend your days wasting away, going around and insulting everyone.

The difference between you and me is that I'm popular while you're just shunned away. You're going to be lucky to ever see one of my performances after what you said to me, heckler.

[That last word is full of venom.]