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[nvcr]

IC ANON MEME

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Comments

Re: THE WORST

[angry_jerk]

I KNEW IT!

GATHER THE TORCHES!

[nvcr]

I know, right? And I'm thinking, "are you serious? Like, I'M crazy?"

And I said, like, "Bertram, you can't just let other people's expectations keep you from being who you are." I mean, everyone has their expectations about who you should be. If you tried to fulfill them all you'd never have time to be who you wanted.

Yeah, it's one thing to not do something or just keep a low profile if being too obvious would lead to you being indefinitely detained or painfully re-educated, but come on.

He then went on to compare my sexuality to, and I quote, "hookworm or toothrot".

Also, I love Carlos, and I miss him so much. Just so very, very much.

So yeah, he's...kind of an asshole.

[(Anonymous)]

She had demon wings and firey hair? I guess she was... well-endowed?

Whatever gets you going, pal.

[(Anonymous)]

So, your hand was never eaten by pirahnas? And you didn't get a magical replacement hand made of water?

[(Anonymous)]

WOW

Where does he get off, making judgments on other people's lifestyles? Does that entertain him? Keep him warm on cold nights, knowing he's ruined someone else's day with his rude behavior?!

LET'S SET HIS HOUSE ON FIRE.

[nvcr]

He lives at the commune. Really, it's probably a bad idea to set anything on fire there. We just rebuilt after a fire a month or two ago.

And besides, revenge-minded arson never solved anything.

[nvcr]

Perhaps, but aren't we all?

[(Anonymous)]

UGH You have no vision!

[nvcr]

Now look, do you really think that's going to make him see the error of his ways?

Or is it going to make him think that the only people who aren't homophobic jerks are arsonists?

[(Anonymous)]

But they're a sapient species! That's personophagy!

[bluesuit_hoofy]

I could do without at least one of those adjectives....

[(Anonymous)]

Twins with identical minds and memories?

[(Anonymous)]

Oh right, references to excreta, very clever. Very original.

[elementofloyalty]

Hey, aren't I the judge of that?

[elementofloyalty]

IS it an excuse?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

That REALLY doesn't narrow it down.

[(Anonymous)]

Please don't set it on fire. Someone almost died last time because I was an idiot.

Re: THE WORST

[angry_jerk]

....whoops.

YOU SAW NOTHING!

[italktofish]

WHY would piranhas eat my hand? They're my friends? And since I've never lost a hand, I don't have any fancy magical replacements, either!

[personalgentlepony]

Mr Palmer, in the time and place Mr Wooster and I come from, men of a Uranian disposition face both those consequences. I would personally rather compare the condition to that of kleptomania or hypochondria, but I suppose the difference between mental and physical illnesses is lost on him.

[(Anonymous)]

Mr Wooster, you are worse at being anon than I am and with less reason. At least my failures at anonymity stem from my desire to be polite.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, all right. 'Brilliant' and 'fantastic' are basically synonyms. ;)

[(Anonymous)]

Whatever the nature of your abode, you could do with seeing less of its interiors. Now, I'm an anonymous sort of cove who prefers a staid life, but you've got to get out sometime to take in a show or go carousing.

[(Anonymous)]

A wonderful mare who deserves only the very best.

[(Anonymous)]

It sounds a bit like Ms. Surprise. Is that you, old prune?