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Dan (aka That Asshole) | Dan Vs.

[angry_jerk]

Re: Dan (aka That Asshole) | Dan Vs.

[(Anonymous)]

Wow. What a jerk.

Re: Dan (aka That Asshole) | Dan Vs.

[angry_jerk]

IF I STILL HAD FINGERS, I WOULD BE FLIPPING YOU OFF SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.

[(Anonymous)]

Who?

[angry_jerk]

Oh, SCREW YOU ANON. I'LL BREAK YOUR KNEECAPS.

[(Anonymous)]

No, seriously, I've never even met you.

[angry_jerk]

I AM THE END OF YOUR EXISTENCE. YOUR INABILITY TO TREAT ME WITH THE RESPECT I DESERVE HAS BEEN YOUR UNDOING. JUST AS YOU REALIZE HOW FOOLISH YOU WERE, I WILL DESCEND UPON YOU WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT

AND YOU WILL FALL.

[angry_jerk]

Unless it's early in the morning. I like to sleep in.

And I guess I've been having trouble staying awake in the day, so it'll probably be in the middle of the night.

WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.

DA

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, no threatenin' other folks! :(

Re: DA

[angry_jerk]

TOUGH NOOGIES, I DO WHAT I WANT.

Re: DA

[(Anonymous)]

if it were just 'noogies' I'd have no problem. But you're talkin' about actually hurting people!

Re: DA

[angry_jerk]

It's survival of the fittest in this color-coated hellscape! And if I can beat up the competition a bit before things go coco for cocoa puffs, then I have the advantage.

Re: DA

[(Anonymous)]

No it ain't! We gotta stick together to figure out how to stop bad stuff from happening. And I won't let you hurt nopony :(

[(Anonymous)]

Don't you mean cuckoo for cocoa puffs?

[(Anonymous)]

...is this an elaborate psychological ploy? First you tell me exactly when you'll strike, so that I'll know when to expect you, and then you tell me it'll be when I least expect it...it could be a double blind, I suppose - by tricking me into disregarding your first statement it'll end being when I least expect it after all.

Or you could just not do anything at all and laugh as I tie myself into paranoid knots trying to figure out when you'll strike.

Wow. You're good. This is exactly the kind of thing my Dad would do.

[angry_jerk]

...That actually sounds like every family reunion I've ever had.

[(Anonymous)]

Could we talk some time? It'd be neat if I could finally one-up Dad the next time I saw him.

[angry_jerk]

Sure! Trust me, it's all about setting up false expectations and then catching them in a surprise attack.

Re: Dan (aka That Asshole) | Dan Vs.

[(Anonymous)]

Excellent pillow fighter!

Re: Dan (aka That Asshole) | Dan Vs.

[caneattheseapples]

Forest you.

Re: Dan (aka That Asshole) | Dan Vs.

[angry_jerk]

That doesn't even make sense.

Also, you suck.

[(Anonymous)]

He acts mean but I know he does have good in him. If a kitten can see it, that doesn't mean I can't.

[(Anonymous)]

It's a proven scientific fact that cats are pure, undiluted evil and will shower affection on anybody that provides them routine blood sacrifice.

I do not think Mr. Mumbles is a good bar for Dan's worth.

[angry_jerk]

WHOA WHOA WHOA.

Back the buck up here.

Cats are majestic creatures of endless adorableness.

Mr. Mumbles is the queen of all awesome, adorable, greatness that inhabits each and every cat.

SHE'S THE BEST CAT IN THE UNIVERSE- NAY! THE MULTIVERSE! SHE IS THE GREATEST KITTEN A GUY LIKE ME COULD HAVE!

Your science was obviously biased.

NOW YOU TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE I SMASH YOUR GULLET WITH A HAMMER.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretty sure scientists never actually said such lies and slander about cats. I should know. I was dating one.

Besides, it's only the Siamese and certain tortoise-shells that require regular blood sacrifice. You might have to do some light ritual chanting for a Maine Coon, though.