mistletoe meme

[alephbet]

 Oh no, mistletoe!

 

SHOOT. Who put that there?! Well, you’re caught - pucker up!

How to Play

1. Post your character and canon in the subject line
2. Next person who responds is the one you’re caught under the mistletoe with!
3. Go as awkward, sweet, or embarrassing as you like! (Quick cheek peck? Full French? Sure! But you have to kiss or the Nargles will get you!)
4. Comment, Tag, and catch others under the mistletoe. Have fun

Stolen from Animus who stole from Ruby City. 

Comments

[angry_jerk]

[YOU DID NOT.

He starts hopping up and down in rage, tearing at the ground, his wings flapping like crazy.]

FUCK YOU AIR I'LL TEAR OUT YOUR SPLEEN OR WHATEVER PASSES FOR THAT I DUNNO MOLECULES I'LL TEAR OUT YOUR MOLECULES.

[caneattheseapples]

Don't you get it?!

[Jappleack leans next to Dan, putting hoof over his shoulder as he starts hopping about. At first she was doing this because it'd be a good way to get this over with and because it was funny and partially because it was the only way she could think to inspire Dan but you know what?

Now that they've gotten here, she's genuinely angry too. Man. Fuck air.]

It's air that's been messing with you all along! You'd think it'd be gravity but who gives a shit about gravity when you could fly! It's just the air, hiding behind gravity and being a dick because it's a huge shithead! And you're letting him be a shithead by dissing your cat and your hygiene and your lack of life goals or profession!

Get up there! Get up there dammit and rip it's face off!

Kill him! KILL HIM!

[angry_jerk]

AIR, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

[His spasming and raging get more intense, his wings seem to be speeding up in their fluttering.

With an almighty scream, he suddenly jolts upward, knocking down the mistletoe, whamming his head, before falling to the ground.]