[Forgive her if she looks a little smug. As much as all of this sucks, she'll never be upset that she's a cat over something else. She'll count on her claws.]

Built in weapons for starters.

[Said claws.]

I can see in the dark, my hearing is amazing, I can jump and climb without any issues, I can squeeze into just about everything, and my kill count isn't that bad if I do say so myself.

[Oh yeah, who's awesome?]