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TEST DRIVE MEME

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Things you can do?

[Oh that has him curious.]

What can you do as a cat?

[Forgive her if she looks a little smug. As much as all of this sucks, she'll never be upset that she's a cat over something else. She'll count on her claws.]

Built in weapons for starters.

[Said claws.]

I can see in the dark, my hearing is amazing, I can jump and climb without any issues, I can squeeze into just about everything, and my kill count isn't that bad if I do say so myself.

[Oh yeah, who's awesome?]

Kill count?

[He glances at the ponies.]

Are they hostile?

Mice, Ratchet. Mice and fish.

[And much like Vehicons, they don't count as people.

...Don't tell the actual Vehicon that, though. He's kind of a dragon.]

I don't know. Looks can be deceiving.

[Remember Makeshift? Yeah. But Ratchet soon wags a paw in recognition.]

That's right. Cats eat those.

...And we have to eat those, don't we?

If you like living, you do.

[Although she can understand if he's against the idea. She knows she had a hard time accepting it the first time, too. Now it's all she ever thinks about anymore.]

If you want to skip out on the hunting part, I already have a stockpile back at the commune.

[He stretches, his tail curling upward as he yawns loudly. He soon winces, having stretched a little too much, and soon stands normally.]

...Let's go the commune. I don't think my body can take on a hunt right now.

[She can't help but smile a little. You'll get used to it, Ratchet.]

Right this way.

[With a graceful little turn, she begins padding her way over to the commune.]

[And he follows beside her, looking around at all the

bright colors.]

I think my optics are sore from all these colors.

[He blinks, rubbing a paw at them.]

Trust me, they're not gonna get any better. Might as well get used to it now.

[Unless Ratchet's just an old cat. Maybe he can't get used to them...]

But hey, could be worse. You could be just as colorful.

Thank Primus I'm not.

[His ears fold back and he looks at their paws as they walk.

Easier on the eyes.]

So these mice and fish... How do they taste?

[Now there's a topic she can get behind.]

This could just be the cat talking, but I'm a big fan of fish. I'll have to take you fishing sometime, less moving involved than hunting. Mice make a fun snack, but fish is definitely my 'energon' here.

[He licks his kitty lips, tail high in the air now.]

If it keeps me alive, I'll eat it.

If you're anything like me, you won't have any problem with that.

[And thus she brings him to the commune, the large establishment built next to a farm of sorts. Take it all in.]

Come on, fish is in the freezer. It'll be cold but it's still good.

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