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[ponymeisters]

TEST DRIVE MEME

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[heypal]

[A green earth pony with a brown mane finds himself strolling around the town with blatant confusion.

He eventually walks up to the first pony he sees.]

Excuse me pal, but do you know how I could get home? I'm really late for work!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[...Which happens to be Trixie. She's sitting in front of a mirror with her hat off, brushing her mane and looks over to Gumshoe.]

...It would deign you well to remember the location of your workplace.

...Unless you happen to be an outsider.

[heypal]

[He glances around a bit after the comment.]

Well, I am outside...

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie lets loose an abrupt sigh.]

Trixie wonders if you even know that this is Equestria. If not, you are an outsider that was bought upon into this very world!

[She motions all around her with a foreleg theatrically.]

1/3

[heypal]

Well, I've never heard of Equestria befo-

[heypal]

[Wait, something seemed off about this.

Something staring right in front of him.

Something incredibly crucial.]

[heypal]

HEY, YOU'RE A TALKING UNICORN!

[There it is.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Yes. Trixie is! And you should find yourself incredibly lucky, as you should realize you have honor to meet the most dazzling unicorn in all of Equestria!

[heypal]

I've never met a unicorn before! Especially not a dazzling, talking one!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie utters a short, haughty giggle.]

You are lucky then! For The Great and Powerful Trixie is also the most powerful equine in all of Equestria!

[heypal]

WHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

That's pretty impressive, pal! It must've taken a lot of hard work!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Yes, there are many that strive to scheive what comes naturally for Trixie.

[heypal]

Anything I can do for you, sir?

[Oh joy. He's giving her the respect he gives his bosses. That can only end well.]

[callmeyork]

[Ooh, more newcomers. This should be interesting.]

Sorry, but that's not really known around here.

Don't worry about being late to work, I hear your time here doesn't count back home. Think of it like a sort of sugar-coated vacation that you never really chose to take.

[heypal]

Oh, well that's a relief! The chief would probably give me a paycut... again.

[He pauses to think.]

But I don't think I can afford a vacation...

[callmeyork]

[York blinks, his ears perking up for a second.] "The Chief"?

It's, uh... free? Not exactly your choice, but it certainly doesn't cost anything to be here. To survive, though, maybe you'll need to find a job.

[heypal]

Yeah, the Chief of Criminal Affairs, pal! My boss!

...But I already have a job. [One he adores to boot.] Why do I need a new one?