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Today is a good day for me

[robotfightclub]

[If it's the worst day for Knock Out, then it's even worse for Arcee. Even if KO isn't working for 'Cons anymore, it doesn't make him any less...annoying. At least he's a cat, too--

Wait. Why is he a cat?]

There's something off about this...

Not so much for Knock Out 1/2

[deadlydoctor]

[He turns around at the voice, fur standing up and claws ready to scratch anybody that is foolish enough to approach him...]

2/2

[deadlydoctor]

[...and then he notices the other cat's looks. He relaxes very slightly.]

Arcee? What isn't off about this. What is happening.?

[robotfightclub]

[Hello, yes, nice to see you too.]

You're a smart guy, you figure it out.

[Her tail swishes back and forth.]

I have enough problems as it is, I'm not about to add babysitting to my list.

[Never mind that she's smaller than he is.]

[deadlydoctor]

[He didn't immediately scratch your furry face and asked questions later. This is because he's happy to see you Arcee, honestly.]

How very helpful of you. [Oozing sarcasm as his tail keeps moving around, clearly annoyed. He already hates how this body is so obvious.]

I understand that all mechs enjoy looking at me but I never asked that from you. Are the others here as well? This better be some sort of bad dream post Unicron-trauma induced.

[He moves closer to her, sniffing the air.] You said there was something off. Besides the obvious, what is it?

[robotfightclub]

[Arcee would be very surprised if Knock Out was genuinely happy to see her. It's not like she ever treated him nicely.]

Most of the people who come here who end up as cats? Used to be Autobots.

[She starts to circle him a little, looking him over. Yup, definitely a cat.]

So what does that say about you?

[deadlydoctor]

[She was never nice to him either, being enemies and all.


Knock Out says nothing for a long time.


After a few seconds his ear twitches.


And after a few more seconds he's grinning like Cheshire cat.]

I told you I was joining the winning team, didn't I? This only proves it further.

[How does this make you feel, Arcee? He looks as proud as a cat can look.]

[robotfightclub]

[Huh...

Well, if her theory was right, then yeah... She supposes this would be proof that he is, in fact, telling the truth. Who would have thought this would be the deciding factor?]

Just...stay out of my way.

[deadlydoctor]

[He makes a sound between a chuckle and a purr. Then he blinks realizing what he just did.]

The vocalizer of this organic body is broken. What god did we piss today to deserve all this? And you never replied to me, are there others?

[He will follow you around if he has to, Arcee. He doesn't want to be alone while he looks this vulnerable.]

[robotfightclub]

[Ugh, it really is babysitting. Arcee tries to walk away anyway.]

Thought it was obvious when I mentioned other Autobots becoming cats. I'll remember to spell it out for you next time.

[Haha, she called you dumb.]

If you must know, it's Optimus.

[deadlydoctor]

[Follow, follow...nope. Have a cat following your trail]

I wanted you to specify. You know, there's a lot of Autobots in the universe, I'm interested in those who won't try to murder me.

[Watch it, smarty pants. He's still bigger than you, even if not much.]

Oh sweet. Wait...he's alive?

[robotfightclub]

[Considering he was always bigger even back when they were bots, that isn't enough to scare her.

That, and she knows how to cat.]

Yes, and you're to leave him alone. He's got enough problems as it is. He doesn't need you bothering him.

[deadlydoctor]

[He's still glad that he's not the smallest cat around.

Knock Out got how the claws worked pretty quickly too, he was used to having those in robot mode after all.]

Who says I'll bother him? I might have serious matters to discuss with him.

[robotfightclub]

That's what I'm worried about.

[Without his Matrix, Optimus had been having a hard time dealing with such serious things. Memories of the war were enough to make him pass out, poor thing. As such, Arcee had become extremely over protective.]

[deadlydoctor]

Oh.

[Knock Out ears drop for a few seconds. He's not all that dense, you know.] Perhaps he needs distractions. What do cats do to have fun?

[robotfightclub]

Kill scrap...

[There's just a tiny hint of delighted wickedness in her words as she looks away from Knock Out. She won't lie, there's a special thrill when one ends the life of a mouse.]

[deadlydoctor]

[His ears go up at that and the tail swings around, curious cat is curious. Did she really...?]

What sort of 'scrap'? [He's not going to do it if it gets his fur dirty.]

[robotfightclub]

Small things. Fish, mice, whatever happens to get in my way. It's what I do to earn my keep at the commune, if you can believe it.

[Gotta keep those crops vermin free.

...Wait, why is she having a friendly conversation with Knock Out?]

[deadlydoctor]

Mice? [That makes him really interested. He can't really explain why but he wants to try it.] Where we can find those?

[What else is there to do? He's as surprised as she is.]

[robotfightclub]

[Arcee could never understand her interest in the mice, either. It was just something that sounded...right. And it's not like the ponies minded as long as they weren't gruesome about it. A lot of times she'd just chase them out.]

At the commune... Follow me...

[And she begins padding off. It feels weird, this bonding time with Knock Out. He just got here and already they're planning to hunt together. Jack would never let her hear the end of it.]

[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out would probably play with them a little and then let them go. Probably.]

What exactly is the commune? A ship? And is there any energon here?

[Who's going to tell Jack, though? not Knock Out, that for sure.]

[robotfightclub]

Think of the commune like a big base. It's just a place where new ponies can get themselves a room. ...Or cats in our case. You know what I mean.

[She can't help but give Knock Out a confused look when he mentions energon.]

Even if there was, what good would it do you now?

[deadlydoctor]

I do. There's no way to fix this then? I AM CURSED TO HAVE THIS AWFUL LOOKING BODY for the rest of my life? [Ever seen a cat frown and pout, Arcee? You just did.] Ugh.

What are supposed to use as fuel then?

[robotfightclub]

I'm a fan of fish.

[Although her tail flicks when he mentions being in an awful looking body. What the hell is wrong with cats?]

Honestly, I think we're one of the more nicer looking organics here.

[deadlydoctor]

How does that taste?

[Everything! He likes his robot body way much better. It's red, and strong, and shinny.]

At least we aren't horses, those really look ungraceful. [He stares at Arcee up and down.] I guess it's not all that bad.