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TEST DRIVE MEME

♥ Comment in with your characters's name, canon, and universe. Or, comment to others who have posted.
♥ Your characters are now in Equestria. They are also ponies, or creatures of Equestria at the very least.
♥ For those who desire to design themselves a pony for reference, here is a FiM Pony Creator to help out.
♥ The scenario can be anything you want, so long as it takes place in Equestria.
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♥ These test threads can be used for application samples. Commentspam or prose is fine.
♥ Quick, blast off and away, Chrysalis!

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[Well, Knock Out, your day is about to get worse, because there is a wingless dragon walking through town, apparently looking for someone. This becomes especially obvious when he sighs and finally speaks.]

Noji. Come on, this isn't funny.

[His tail droops and he's about to slap a paw over his face when he notices a Siamese.
... Well. It's worth a shot. If this cat talks.]

Excuse me, have you seen a purple and black boar come through here?

[Wingless or not, dragons are huge creatures in comparison to cats. Knock Out was not paying attention and almost had a head attack when he turned and saw the giant animal. He hissed loudly, fur standing up.]

[aslkfjklsfj Fracas backs up a bit with a yelp. Admittedly most dragons would respond by eating the cat, but he's not like that, really.]

Well I. Guess it was pretty silly asking a cat... most of them don't talk. Gosh I look dumb<. S-sorry for bothering you, Mr. Cat. I-I should let you go.

[That reaction makes him feel a bit better about his new body. He's not hissing anymore but the ears are still flat against his skull.]

I am not a cat. I'm a medic and the name's Knock Out.

And I haven't seen your friend.

[Oh! This one does talk! And it's... what. No way are you Knock Out.]

Knock Out? I'm Fracas. Also you're... definitely a cat. I promise, I've seen them.

Darn. Guess I'll just have to keep looking for him. I can't believe he ran off.

[One of his ears go up in a questioning way and he looks at the dragon.] Fracas!? Why are you so big?

No, I'm not a cat. I just look like one. [Denial. Denial forever.] It's temporary too. It should be.

Who were you looking for?

... Because I'm a dragon? Dragons are big unless they're like. The other one that lives with me and Convoy. [He lays down, putting his head on his paws. Is this slightly better? WAIT.] You remember me!

I'm. Pretty sure it's not temporary. It hasn't been, so far. So you're definitely a cat. [Easy for the fire-breathing giant lizard to say.]

Noji. That gun that turns into a boar I got from that other Starscream a while back? Now he's just a boar.

I can tell what you are. [He looks offended.] But I don't get why you are not a cat too. [That makes it a bit better, yes. Slightly.]Of curse I remember you. Shouldn't I?

The what you got from Starscream? [UH? One of the cat's ear drop and he tilts his head.]

Well, you asked. And I don't know why I'm not a cat. I'm just... not. [And he's kind of glad because at least this discourages other bots from attacking him.] I wasn't sure you would, because. You know. New world, new people.

A gun. One of our standard rifles but it's handheld and turns into a boar. I traded him that fishtank full of... things... for it.

Maybe it's better not to know. I guess we are lucky, aren't we? [He starts to walk around Fracas, circling him to get a better look of the vehicon's new body.] Can you fly?

I can't say I met him, no. Fish, you said? [FISH, Where? he's hungry and thanks to arcee he knows he can eat those.

Knock wiggles his tail from side to side, prudently more interested.]

[He raises his head to watch Knock Out walking around him.] No. And it's probably better that way; you know how bad I was at it when I was in a normal body.

I guess I'll just have to keep looking for him. [Fracas pauses, watching Knock Out's tail for a few moments. You seem... excited.] I'm guessing you're hungry.

Now that you mention it...yes, much better this way. No need to see you crashing against trees.

Is he your new boyfriend? [He might be. >:3 He actually purrs as a reply.]

Or into someone's house.

Wha- no! It hasn't been that long since Shockwave vanished, I don't need another boyfriend. Besides, having a boyfriend that's a nonsentient animal is... ew. [Knock Out you're gross :P] Maybe we should find you something to eat... I just don't know what cats eat.

That too. Are there humans here? I haven't seen any yet.

Universes are weird, I don't know how long it's been since we left Cybertron. [He was just asking! At least he didn't try to pair you with a pony. ~~yet~~.] Don't worry, I'm sure we will find you a nice giant lizard. Or perhaps a snake lady, whatever suits your tastes.

As far as I know...little creatures that make funny sounds. [Like mice or fish.] Can you actually hunt anything?

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Nope. Everyone got turned into some organic creature. Ponies, dragons, cats... no humans.

[Well at least the ponies don't dig for truffles? Fracas gives Knock Out a slightly sly look.] ... Are you going to set me up on dates with the other dragons here?

My prey doesn't move; I eat gems. But I guess if we can find a lake or something you could try fishing.

Well, one less thing to worry about. [Sorta.]

[See the cat give a smirk in return.] Would I do that, my good friend?

Geam? And those taste good? That's not what I had in mind when i asked you If you could hunt. I don't like water.

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