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[cruel_kindness]

[Fluttercruel is making eyes at Cupid.]

There's no escape known yet. We've been stuck for a couple months, too. So... why not just enjoy these moments we have together~?

[loveandarrows]

[If he had known that he could win her over with a cup of very bitter coffee, then he wouldn't have done it.]

Uh... B-But we hardly know each other!

[Says the god of love who knows full well that things like that happen. He just doesn't expect them to happen to him. Just because his magic is run entirely by the power of love doesn't mean that he's ready to handle a random stalker pony.]

[cruel_kindness]

Then it's a date. We know this really awesome resturaunt a few blocks from here~. You'll love it~.

[loveandarrows]

With a name like Fluttercruel, how can I say no?

[cruel_kindness]

[The sarcasm goes right over Cruelly's head.]

Glad to hear it~!

[She grabs Cupid's leg and begins dragging him over to the restaurant she talked about.]

spontaneous threadjack

[stormbroken]

[Of course, tackling a guy for his coffee and then immediately trying to drag him off somewhere is kind of noticable... first thing in the morning... and in public.

Flare is content with watching for a few minutes, but when Fluttercruel tries to start dragging the new pony away, she rolls her eyes and speaks up.]

Oi, Cruelly. Don't you know rushin' into it is how the other Fluttershy ended up in that mess with Wooster? Look at how terrified y're makin' Cotton Candy here. You're gonna chase him to the stallions.

[cruel_kindness]

[Fluttercruel snaps her head in Flare's direction.]

Buck you, his coffee is awesome!

[stormbroken]

Duh. Of course it is, it's magic coffee.

[It's like, sheesh, Cruel. Use some logic.]

But if you scare him too much you aren't gonna get that coffee again. And if you're in a relationship, then th'quality of the coffee is based on how happy he is, and he'll have you by a leash made of java.

Look, all I'm sayin' is that you can't base a date on the coffee. Coffee's good for friends and business, but if you want a special somepony, ya gotta look at the cup. Good coffee's even better when you're drinkin' it out of your favorite cup, yeah?

[...This is a really, really convoluted way of saying that she thinks York is better for you than this newpony, magic coffee or no.]

[cruel_kindness]

But- but- but-

It's so damn bitter! It's the best coffee I've ever tasted!