alicornparty | (no subject)

Entry tags:

*test meme

(no subject)

TEST DRIVE MEME

♥ Comment in with your characters's name, canon, and universe. Or, comment to others who have posted.
♥ Your characters are now in Equestria. They are also ponies, or creatures of Equestria at the very least.
♥ For those who desire to design themselves a pony for reference, here is a FiM Pony Creator to help out.
♥ The scenario can be anything you want, so long as it takes place in Equestria.
♥ Come on in, characters already in the game! Let's help out potential newcomers!
♥ These test threads can be used for application samples. Commentspam or prose is fine.
♥ Quick, blast off and away, Chrysalis!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[...Other self, you sound like Bertie Wooster did right after he came back from the dead. Hope you don't mind, but your double is going to be some distance away, if at all possible.]

"Two and a half months" is far too early even for a short winter. The soil will not have had the chance to recuperate, the crops of the summer will suffer for thy haste.

[Seriously, Luna. Was your Equestria quite so... frivolous that you didn't know about how to actually run thy own country?]

[She does, doesn't she? It didn't help that Celestia tended to do all of the heavy stuff like paperwork, while Luna spent the nights indulging in hooficuffs and finding families of raccoons with her Dusk Guard. She tapped her chin thoughtfully at that statement.]

Yes you may very well have a point there, dear us. We had not considered that the soil required more rest, or that time had not passed enough between the last visit. Our sense of time has been completely tossed off in a random direction.

[It was a weird dichotomy - she actually prefered the paperwork. Paperwork was less likely to be afraid of her.]

As have thee. This Equestria is, I assure you, not thy own.

[As if it wasn't obvious by you talking to yourself. Luna's mostly sure of this one isn't native because the native Luna is still here, saving the moon from Care Bears.]

[After Summer Wrap Up back home, and how ponies accepted and embraced her during the second coming of Nightmare Moon nee Rarity, it was a given that Luna of the other world was slightly more... well adjusted. She nodded.]

Verily. We are aware, having visited once before. Our appearance seemed to be brief however, as short lived as it had been.

[She is of course referring to the last testrun.]

[Well-adjusted is a bit misleading, don't you think? She hasn't had to be reminded not to call the common pony "peasant" or "peon" for... almost two years, now.]

That makes explanation easier, certainly. We have just crested the Hearth's Warming festivities, actually, complete with the annual saving of Equestria.

[Because what's ~~Christmas~~Hearth's Warming without ~~Santa~~Ponyville saving the world from ~~martians~~changelings?]

As of such, first snowfall was but a month ago.

[Well, baby steps at least. Awkward social butterfly leads to weird things like invisibility shrouds and the Spider Game which Cadance has yet to actually get over.]

We see. Then it would be remiss for a Wrap Up to happen. Our excitement has gotten the best of us. At this point, it would be more fitting for a snowball fight upon the grounds, and mugs of hot cider afterwards to warm the bones.

[She is already packing snow with her front hooves, the princess looking all for like she was seeking out a random target. Oh dear.]

How fairs our sister at this stage? Has she been confronted by dopplegangers or is she alone to suffer our pranks? [Asked Luna idly as she created a basketball sized snowball and levitated it, ready to hurl it at somepony.]

Neither, actually! We - or rather ourselves, but not our native self - has a new target with which to direct our pranks.

[Somehow, it was easier to slip into the royal 'we' around herself.]

A stallion by the name of Zetta hath "declared war" upon Equestria, in much the same way a schoolfoal plays the part of a robber. He hath taken up much of our time as of late.

[...Well, the pleasant time, at least.]

Our sister fares as well as she can, one supposes - both she and our native self are the ones truly in charge of this land, which leaves ourself to maintain the peace whilst they search for a way to undo the spell.

[Of course, Luna now looks at the rather large snowball.]

Smaller and faster, not bigger yet slower. One can dodge a cannonball, they cannot evade an angry squirrel with a tree full of acorns.

[And it probably didn't help that the other Luna used we in such a casual manner that it almost seemed modern in nature. She nodded, breaking up the big snowball into smaller chunks with her magic grip.]

A pleasant split of time, for our sake. With our sister and our native self residing in court, it would be easier to continue work on undoing the pull into this Equestria. Though we dare say that this is quite amusing conversing with ourselves from time to time.

Zetta is it? We shall meet him one of these trips, and potentially pepper his residence in paper confetti. Where pray tell does he live? Surely not in town if he has sworn 'war' upon Equestria in such a schoolfoalish manner.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only