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[ponymeisters]

TEST DRIVE MEME

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Comments

[deadlydoctor]

You must be really old. What's the punishment about?

[oneeyedterror]

[ANGRY HOOF STAMP AT BEING CALLED OLD]

I'm only a bit over four million years old.

[pause then answering the actually question.]

And removal of the head and hands.

[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out is hoping you break your hoof doing that.]

Oh, only four million years old? My bad, you aren't old.....you are ancient history.

[He jumps out of the way and on top of the nearest tree, already expecting an outburst.]

Why not just kill you instead?

[oneeyedterror]

Ha ha, cute.

[Oh man, Knock Out aren't you just a precious little thing.]

Can't ruin someone's life when they're firkking dead.

[deadlydoctor]

[He considers himself the handsomest cat around.]

I would have killed them if they did that to me.

[oneeyedterror]

[Tilts his head and laughs at that.]

The whole Cybertronian government?

[deadlydoctor]

[The cat smiles, his tail wagging from side to side.]

What, you never heard of biological warfare? There's always the old ton of explosives in the right place and the right moment. And here I thought you were creative.

[oneeyedterror]

Being an ex-watchmaker kinda limits your options.

[Boredly looking at a hoof now.]

[deadlydoctor]

[The cat tilts his head.]

A watchmaker...if you are going to lie, think about something more believable. [If that was true, Knock Out wonders, then losing his hands would have been really traumatic.]

[oneeyedterror]

I don't lie.

[this is the face of a pony who is telling the truth, that and seeing his dumb cutie mark is a broken watch...]

[deadlydoctor]

[Oh, he notices the cutie mark.] Then what stops you from doing more clocks now? I know that the animals here craft things easily.

[oneeyedterror]

[he looks contemplative for a moment before answering.]

Cause, killing 'Cons is a lot more fun.

[And then he smiles, it is not a nice smile.]

[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out is used to not really nice smirks. He delivers those from time to time.]

I'm sure there's some around here. Arcee said they're dragons, though. A bit out of your league at the moment, fluffy.

[oneeyedterror]

[This is more of a "The brain module is not firing on all cylinders" smile.]

What the slag is a dragon?

[deadlydoctor]

[Sadly, that's not all that new for him either.]

Like a predacon but with soft skin like a fleshie.