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TEST DRIVE MEME

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WHOOF! Twiley?! What the...?

... when did you get wings? Not that it's not a good look for you but hey, princess and all.

[...Oh.]

Late March last year, so almost a year ago now.

Although the fact that you don't remember the huge celebration means either you suddenly have anterograde amnesia or I have to welcome you to an alternate future.

Edited 2014-01-09 02:55 (UTC)

I'm going to be the big brother you obviously know, and derp around a bit by saying the last thing I remember is getting ready for Cadance and I's second date a month after the Fall Formal.

Alternate future? One where Twiley's a princess? I can deal with that. So, did Cadance and I finally get our big shining castle of crystal yet?

That was years ago, which is either unprecedented or entirely ordinary, depending on which theory we're going with.

You seem to be thinking "alternate future" which is the entirely ordinary option.

Also yes. You can even take a train to the Crystal Empire and visit it, if you're okay with seeing yourself there.

Well I'm not really that big on theory, that's your job but I think I've got the gist of it down.

... I have a crystal palace. With Cadance. Oh yes. YES. She is going to FLIP when I talk to her next time. Wait I've got a double here? Wow... time travel AND getting married. Cool.

You'll probably have to ask her if she still thinks it's cheating if it's with the same stallion, you know.

[Romance and sexual relationships: Soooooo far out of her field.]

[Shining sputtered at that, snapping back to reality.] Twiley! I wouldn't do that, not to myself and my future wife! I mean, y'know... it'd be weird just to jump that many hoops at one time.

Maybe there'll be another wedding, now with 100% less changeling invasion. Then she can have you both.

[Polyamory is fine too.]

Wait what? Changeling invasion? What the bu--er, what am I dealing with in the future?

[He is completely confused now.]

Oh, just crazed evil queens brainwashing you and stealing your love by impersonating Cadence.

... WHAT.

[Okay, plan A when he got back was clearly kidnap and abscond to Las Pegasus to get shotgun married. Wait, no, that wasn't right. She would kill him. Cadance would want a big reception and a big party and AUGH!

Shiny sort of just collapsed, hooves over his face.]

Oh my buck this is going to be bad. Faust take me.

...You realize that actually happened in this Equestria and you're both okay, right? Everything will be fine.

Possibly more fine, since you're in a position where you can pre-empt it.

I know I just... part of me wants to flee to Los Pegasus, and another reminds me quite severely that Cadance'll throw me off a balcony if I even suggest it.

Well at least I'm well informed now?

Well, Chrysalis would do that too so that's not going to be an option either way. Better practice your mind control resistance.

Oh buck that's my worst subject. [He had a moment to look abashed at swearing.] Sorry.

Don't be, she had everypony fooled except me.

[And at that, he's just going to gather Twilight into a hug and ruffle her mane.] Always knew my little sister had my back!

Not that that helps much when Princess Celestia doesn't believe you.

[beat]

By the way Princess Celestia didn't believe me.

... what. Really?

It... oh buck. What did I get myself into?

You didn't get yourself into it, Chrysalis involved you without your consent or knowledge.

You and Cadence also blast her into apparent oblivion using the power of pure love.

Huh, well go us then. Was it a spectacular wedding afterwards?

The best.

[Courtesy especially of Rainbow Dash, not that Shining knows who she is.]

Heh, well that's great actually. I'm really glad then.

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