(Oh look, it's everyone's favorite draconequus, Discord! Yes, even if you've never met him before, he's your favorite. Why? Because he's the only one around, so he's your favorite by default, so why not come by and give him a big hug? He may be willing to return it!

In fact, he's probably initiating that hug with you right now since gods of chaos don't care much for personal space. It doesn't last long, though, as he instantly poofs away and reappears dressed as a scientist.)

Hello, new friend, and welcome to the world of PONIES! My name is Discord; I occasionally refer to me as a Pony Professor. You see, this world is inhabited by colorfully cuddly creatures called PONIES. Some of them sing! Some of them use magic. To me...well, they're just a lot of fun.

But before we continue, tell me something: are you a boy...or a girl?